Even though I is almost a year old, I are still wild and crazy like a lil kitten. Last night were a gud xample. My momma gave me my usual half a can of cat food so I wouldn't wake her up meyowlin for more foodz. It usually works. But last night I ate my foodz and den I started meyowlin like I were starvin. After all, all my momma were doin were readin a big dumb book. Somethin bout witches or somethin. I don't knows, it were not about TUNA, so I were not interested. And it were not a book called How to Feed Your Cat More.
Anyways, I were meyowlin like a crazy starvin dude who had not eaten in a million jillion years. And what did my momma do? She just kept on readin and told me "Shut up Travis!" Me, shut up? I don't think so. I kept meyowlin and eventually she played some with me with my feather wand toy. Which were fun and all, but what I really wanted was foodz. But dat playin wore me out so I just went to sleeps. At least I got some more foodz when my momma wakeded up dis mornin.
And she made pizzas for dinner. I smells 'em, but I don't get to eats it. Life are just unfair. Guess I'll really have to turn on da Crazy Kitten mode tonight!