Thursday, February 20, 2014

Crazy Kitten


Even though I is almost a year old, I are still wild and crazy like a lil kitten.  Last night were a gud xample.  My momma gave me my usual half a can of cat food so I wouldn't wake her up meyowlin for more foodz.  It usually works.  But last night I ate my foodz and den I started meyowlin like I were starvin.  After all, all my momma were doin were readin a big dumb book.  Somethin bout witches or somethin.  I don't knows, it were not about TUNA, so I were not interested.  And it were not a book called How to Feed Your Cat More.  

Anyways, I were meyowlin like a crazy starvin dude who had not eaten in a million jillion years.  And what did my momma do?  She just kept on readin and told me "Shut up Travis!"  Me, shut up?  I don't think so.  I kept meyowlin and eventually she played some with me with my feather wand toy.  Which were fun and all, but what I really wanted was foodz.  But dat playin wore me out so I just went to sleeps.  At least I got some more foodz when my momma wakeded up dis mornin.  

And she made pizzas for dinner.  I smells 'em, but I don't get to eats it.  Life are just unfair.  Guess I'll really have to turn on da Crazy Kitten mode tonight!

-Travis

26 comments:

  1. Sometimes the only way to make any of our wishes known to a peep is to meyowl as loud and persistent as we can, MOL!
    Or...sit and STARE at them...

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. The meyowlin usually works, but my momma seems to think I don't need a whole big can of cat food at night. Somethin bout me gettin a big belly or somethins.

      Delete
  2. Heys Travis! Sometimes you just gotta keep reminding the people that you needs attention and more food. They may not listen but just keep talkin' and they'll get the message.

    Purrs,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

    ReplyDelete
  3. Uhhhh.... you don't gets pizza? Really? How come you wuz caught counter-surfin' near da pizzas wid pepperoni breath??

    ReplyDelete
  4. ok, dis is awkwerd. we all kno how feel abowt da onliest cat i knoh, which i will not menchun heer, cuz mama says i gotta bee nise. her sez ifn i get twoo knoh yu i will lern ta like kittys,

    so heer i sits, i bein good, i not barkin, i bein good. so dontchu dare hiss at me.
    oh, an gradulayshunz on yer nu blog!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I never hisses - I don't hiss Whitley and Finley, I just rubs on em and loves em.

      Delete
  5. We stare, we drool, we give them the look. Keep up the good work they will get the message eventually, big sigh. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Hmmm, I don't drool real gud, so I don't know how to try dat one.

      Delete
  6. You punctuated your yeows with stares and paw pats, right? Our people read dumb books too and sometimes, we have to 'help' them with that *wink* if you know what we mean.... Purrs....

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Paw pats? I didn't try dat one, maybe I will nextest time.

      Delete
  7. Hoo Cat Travis how right you are. The Dad has started feedin us way late like 7 P--M!! How awful. He does treat us after that stoopid work. Hoomans. If only we had thumbs things would be diffurent around here, and there too I bet!
    We really did like dis post. We waz Meowin Loud!
    Purrs
    Timmy

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Yeah, all I need to do are be able to open da cat fud cans, den I'd be set!

      Delete
  8. dood...hold de fone...itz against DE LAW for a purrson ta tells a kitteh ta shut up...itz az vizshuz az slander.....thiz law wented inta effect bak in 1533 and iz on de law books if yur mom iz sew into REEDIN...itz listed under section code
    920Plll-334.g....

    yea....

    hay, hope everee one haza pound oh perch week oh end !!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. OMC! My momma are breakin da law, and her havin gone to law schools too!

      Delete
  9. Travis, it's the same thing here. We yell for more foods and we never get it....well, maybe not never...the mom caves sometimes and gives us a little more. Maybe we need to yell louder!

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I try to make my meyowls louder everyest time.

      Delete
  10. Tell Mama to give you a little dry kibble when you are hungry before bedtime, my Mom does that and it tides me over til morning. Love, Cody

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. We don't got no dry kibble since my BFF Maurice lives wif us and he had a blockage - da vets said no dry food for him, so none of us gets it. I just think my momma should up my nightly ration to a whole can!

      Delete
  11. We don't get pizza either. But it's on our list of unattended kitchen counter items to steal. ; )

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. I was caught lickin da pepperonis. MOL! And I's stolen pizza crust from the dogs before. Pizza are pretty yummy.

      Delete
  12. Oh Travis I feel for ya buddy! I'z going to have to Fed-x you some Num-Nums pronto! Hope you have a great weekend kitties!

    ReplyDelete
  13. Travis, we don't get human food either, and we have to split one itty-bitty can of food eight ways. We do get that morning and night and we do have dry food, but you sound well fed to us. Mommy says you are the only other cat besides us who meyowls! Let us know if Clooney is a cat of his word! Purrs and paw-pats, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Giulietta

    ReplyDelete

Meow! Leave me a comment, I luvs to read dem. Not as much as I luv bacon, but I do luvs em.