Monday, March 10, 2014

Travis and da Disappearin Dog Foodz


Dis are da face of innoscents right?  Da face of orange fluffy innoscents dat would never never rip open an unopened bag of doggie kibble just to get some?

Well, I'm not dat innoscent.  I is dat hungry.  And dat doggie kibble smelled really yummy.  Momma were not to happy when she caught me in da cabinet rip pin open da bag of doggie kibble.  But it smelled so good!!  I tore dat plastic bag right open and was join to town.

Momma don't like me havin no doggie kibble because a couple times I has gotten it and overindulged and gotten sick from eatin too much of it.  So it are usually locked up away from me, but I managed to open da cabinet to get at it.

Maybe if my momma didn't starve me so much I wouldn't be so hungry.  HINT HINT momma - I only got 3 breakfastses and 2 lunches today - I think dat qualifies as kitten aboose!!!

-Travis

P.S.  I'm gonna find a way to get back into dat dog food - just wait!!

29 comments:

  1. Travis, your Mom should leave you a whole bowl of kitteh food out 24/7, 'cause us kittehs get hungry!


    The cats~

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    1. Just don't get fat.....


      Big mistake lol.

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    2. We steal pieces of Mazie's food too sometimes but not a lot. I don't know what we would do if we didn't have two bowls of food out 24/7!
      Marty and Ralphie

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    3. We can't have kibble around here due to Maurice's urinary blockage - he's not supposed to have dry food, so we just get wet around here.

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  2. Doggie foods must be delicious, makes us wish a wolfie lived here so we could steal his food. Our mama tried to starve us one time but we convinced her that leaving food in our bowls all the time was the safest thing for her health and sanity. MOL!

    Kitty Kisses,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

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    1. Luckily my momma are pretty good about refilling my bowl! And doggie food are yummy - just not too good for my belly.

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  3. Sometimes we snag a kibble or two...when dog guy isn't looking, MOL!
    He nevfur leaves us anything...the only time we can maybe have some is when his bowl gets filled before he comes back inside...and we better get out of the way pronto like! (or else...)

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    1. Whitley's pretty good about leavin food, Finley doesn't leave much. But my momma picks it up when Whit leaves it for me - it really stinks!

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  4. LOL Travis you make us chuckle. We have one rule over here ..... don;t get caught and if you do blame the squirrels. Next time steal cat food we say as it is better for you. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Monday.

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    1. sorry that should be
      Best wishes Molly
      Excuse my stupid staff.

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    2. Oh, it are fine Molly, I gots stupid staff too - she says dog food are not food for me, but I says it are tasty!

      And I do steal cat food too - Maurice's and Jezebel's leftovers!

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  5. We get into the woofie foods sometimes too. Mom is never happy about it but it sure tastes good to us.

    The Florida Furkids

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  6. dood...haz ya hurd bout de dood who deliverz food ta de HOUZ

    call thiz number

    1 800 order a pizza coz ther iz kittehz in de houz who haznt eated in 4 minits....

    itz a toll free call after ya dial bout 68 numbers N they iz ther like quik two !!

    N troo lee ya due knot wanna eat de dawgs food coz next time ya try N meow it will sound like ruff

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    1. Pizza? Did you say pizza?? I luvs da pizza - I snagged a pepperoni offa on lastest week!

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  7. Travis, we completely agree!!! 3 breakfasts and 2 lunches just isn't enough! Sampson has done the same thing - he got into a whole FULL bag of cat food and ate the entire bag while Mom and Dad were gone. He made himself so sick, he threw up many times. He had to go to the vet, but there was nothing else wrong other than he ate himself sick. Silly kitty! So you have to be careful when breaking into the dog food - you don't want to make yourself sick! Plus, if you sneak just a little bit a time, maybe your Mom won't notice ;)

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    1. Well, when I rip open da bag, she are probably gonna notice. :(

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  8. Hey, if it smells good, you're gonna wanna eat it. Us cats can't read the bag to see if it says dog on it.

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  9. Travis, it is usually woofies who like the kitty food. You look really skinny to us, so we think your mommy needs to give you a couple more lunches and at least two or three dinners. Cute Shamrock theme. Purrs and paw-pats, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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    1. You tell her dat, she likes to call me chubby tubby and talk bout my belly. I's very attached to dis belly, I luvs it and wants it to GROW!

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  10. Poor Travis.....starving to death and being resourceful you find some food to keep your strength up and THEN you get in trouble for it! There's no justice in the world.......

    Hugs, Sammy

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    1. Yeah, it are a cruel cruel world . . .

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  11. You have to do what's best for you, right? Purrs...

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    1. Yeah, and what's best for me is eatin everythin in sight!

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  12. Faraday: SERIOUSLIES! What's up wif starving kittehs ANYwayz?

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    1. I don't know, but I knows I's wastin away here!

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  13. Well...tell Mom to bring on the bacon!

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    1. I do, but she won't have it everyday - life are just tuff round here!

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