Happy Easter everybody! Hope y'all are havin a good day. I were on da lookout for da Easter bunny, but all I saw were dat sassy skwerril raidin da burd feeder.
I did not get no bacon dis Easter, but I finks I discovered somefin I love even more. CRAB! Da humans had dis special breakfast called crabcakes eggies benedict or somefin. And last night, grandma were makin up da crabcakes. I were meyowlin and scrunchin my face up all cute. I put my paws up on da cabinet and gave my cute kitten face. She are a sucker for dat, and crab started rainin down on me! Oh boy, dat stuff are da best stuff ever. I still luvs me some bacon, but I really luvs me some crab. I were goin just crazy for crab, it are da tastiest stuff ever. YUM!!!! So even though I did not get my bacon, it were a good Easter for me. I tried to get momma to give me some of da holland-daze, but she wouldn't. I fink I deserved it after bein abandoned, but she just ate it all herself! Some peeples is so rude . . . And me bein so starvin too.
Anyways, dis week da humans made dere Easter eggie weggies. Dey decorate egg shells - dye them, paint them, turn dem into animals, all kindsa stuff! Den dey put candies inside - yummy stuff!
Dere were even a Travis egg in my momma's basket!
I fink dat one are da best one of all! It's handsome, classy, filled wif treats . . . Hey wait a minute, if my eggie are filled wif treats, shouldn't I be filled wif treats???
I'm off to go raid da pantry and get myself some treats - have a good Easter!