It are my firstest birfday! And I's been havin a lot of fun. I started da day off wif some snuggles - I gave my momma lots and lotsa headbonks - and I got some belly rubs too!
And I gots some bacon today too! I saw da bacon being cooked, dere were seven bacons and I thoughts "oh boy, all of dese are for me!!!" But da humans ate most all of it, which are not too nice since it were my birfday after all. I didn't even get a strip to myself - I got a few bites and had to share wif da dogs since dey did not want me to get sick. I tried to tell dem dat it were starvation from lack of bacon dat were gonna make me sick, but dey did not listen and said somefn bout panky-rea-tie-tis, whoever dat are. I was very happy to get da bacon I got though.
My momma gave me a new orange collar, I are wearin it in my pictures. She also gave me a fun catnip mousie and cheese toy - it crinkles too and are a lot of fun.
My grandma gave me a tunnel! Oh boy, it are so much fun! I has been running through it, rollin round in it, hidin in it, all kindsa fun!!
And dere are some other cool stuff dat happened for my birfday too! Whitley won a contest dat Mona and Weenie had to give $50 to da animal rescue of her choice. And we picked Feral Friends, which are where I were adopted from. Fanks so much for dis pawsome contest Mona and Weenie.
Den I won da coasters dat Savannah were givin away too - dey are very cool! I fink momma needs to buy a lottery ticket or somefin - dis must be our lucky day!