Friday, June 6, 2014

Da Lint Roller


Hey y'all!  It's been a busy couple of days for me - I had to go to da vet yesterday.  See, I'd been upchuckin and havin da Montezuma's Revenge.  It had been goin on for a couple days and da peeps got worried since they knew I had been messin wif dose ribbons.  So off I went to da vetman.

He rubbed my belly and said he didn't feel anything, but he kept me dere to take some x rays and give me some fluids and vitamins and stuff.  Purrsonally, I fink he just wanted to hang out wif me.  Cuz he has talked bout how much he likes me, and let's face it, who wouldn't want to hang out wif me?  Even da vet techs all luv me, even da ones who are "dog people" - I are turnin dem into kitty people!  Dey all wants to pet me and luv on me, it are not too tuff havin to be there.

Anyways, he gave me some yucky medicines and told momma to only feed me small amounts at a time.  What are dis?  I thought we wuz pals???

So I were not in a real good mood dis mornin.  I were missin my ribbons.  I wanted to chew dem.  So I saw dis interestin thing - it were dis sticky plastic thing, I fink it were called a lint roller.  Anyways, I tried chewin it, but dat sticky stuff got stuck to my tongue!  I couldn't get it off, da whole lint roller were  hangin off my tongue.  Maurice and my momma were laffin at me - eventually it fell off and I ran away - dat were so embarrassing!

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  1. OH NOES!!! For everything. The vet, the medicines, the starvation, and THE DREADED LINT ROLLER!!!

    Time for a nap...and maybe a little restorative bacon?

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  2. Eww, yucky medicine, hardly any food and no ribbons. And then they have the audacity to laugh when you got the lint roller stuck on your tongue? This is not good. We say demand bacon!

    Purrs,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

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  3. You should have mewed that you meant to have that lint roller on your tongue...to keep ribbons off of it, MOL!

    We hope you feel better soon! Um...is your tummy upset from too much bacon? Um...wait...how could that be, too much bacon, nevfur!

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    1. I fink my tummy were upset from lack of bacon - I hadn't had any in DAYS! I got some dis mornin - yum yum!

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  4. Wow, Travis, talk about bad day! First the vet turns on you with his food instructions, and then the lint roller! You are just lucky your human did not get any lint roller paper photos!

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    1. Yeah, luckily she were in da middle of exorcisin, so she didn't have no camera wif her.

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  5. We can see your day didn't go well yesterday Travis - we hope today will be better.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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    1. Well, I got bacon, so it has been WAY better!

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  6. OMD Travis what a day? Hope it goes better today for you pal
    Have a super Saturday.
    Best wishes Molly

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    1. Well, I got some today so it has been better already.

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  7. WE sure hope today is much better for you. That must have been so scary to have that sticky thing stuck to your tongue. Have a great day Travis.

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    1. Yeah, it were not fun. And den add in da laffin!

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  8. Hope yu are on the mend.
    Sure hope all that Bacon isn't causin the problemos.

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    1. I fink it are lack of bacon since I hadn't gotten any in days.

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  9. Mom says there aren't enough lint/fur getters in the world to get all my white tummy furs off things
    Hugs madi your bfff

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    1. Da lint rollers round here are mainly cuz of Maurice and da dogs - it are a hopeless cause too!

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  10. Poor Travis! First you have to go to the doctor (YUCK) and you're not feeling good (DOUBLE YUCK), then you get the lint roller stuck on your tongue (OUCH) - you've having a string of bad luck buddy. Let's hope you're feeling better AND that lint thing is now in the garbage can where it belongs!!!

    Hugs, Sammy

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    1. Well, I got bacon dis mornin so maybe things are startin to turn round.

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  11. We are so happy everything turned out well at the vet. Whew! Maybe you shouldn't chew anymore ribbons, even tho they are fun to play with.

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    1. Yeah, well I can't even find dem anymore!

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  12. Crikey Travis ..... that's no good mate!! How's your tongue feeling now?? That would have really hurt. I'm not going to mention the bacon thing. Bacon never hurt anyone, aye??

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    1. Yeah, bacon are in-a-scent, unlike da lint roller.

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  13. I bet the vet just wanted to hang out with you too! Hope you're feeling better, sweetie!

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    1. Yeah, I fink so. He even got a new lil kitty dat are pretty close to my color - he just wishes he could adopt me.

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  14. OMC! what a trauma. Both the vet and the lint roller too.

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  15. Oh Travis, You are so funny. We really can imagine you having that hanging off your tongue. But all kidding aside, we sure hope you are feeling fit and frisky again very soon. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  16. We are glad you is okay. It must have been embarrassing to has that lint roller thing stuck to your tongue, but we is glad you got it off!

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  17. Hope your tummy gets better soon! Nasty lint roller! They stick to my paw when I smacky paw them!
    Marty

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  18. Travis, we're sorry you had to go to the v-e-t. We hope you're feeling better soon so you don't hafta go back. It's probably best to leave the ribbons alone. Oh yeah...and the lint roller too. ;)

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    1. Yeah, well da ribbons have all been hidden so I can't get at dem.

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