Well, my momma had on da TV dis mornin and dey wuz talkin bout how today are a day to honor vets. What da meow??? I mean, I like my vet. He are a pretty cool guy and he gives some nice tummy rubs. But he also sticks dat thermometer somewhere it don't belong. Ya know?
And I seen da car he drives. Wif a cherry red Corvette convertible, I don't think he also needs a day to be honored. He seems to be doin just fine off of da money he makes off of Finley and her itchies and all of us . . .
Wait a minute momma. What? Oh, vets as in veterans? Peeps who been in da military riskin dere lives for us? All so I can has da freedom to eat ham? Well, dey definitely deserve a day to be honored, more dan a day in fact. Fanks to all da veterans for dere service. I says we celebrate dem wif some more ham.