Saturday, December 20, 2014
Well, we had a major crisis here today. Dere wuz no bacon. Momma says dere wuz bacon, but only 3 pieces which wuz not enuf for everybody. Two for me, one for Crockett, I didn't see what da problem wuz. Anyways, I got to da top of da cat tree when breakfast wuz served, AKA, my bacon receivin posishun. Crockett wuz on da level below me and Angelique wuz on da level below him. We wuz all ready.
And den I saw it. Scrambled eggs. Toast. Jelly. Milk. Coffee. NO BACON!!!!
Crockett's momma gave me a bite of scrambly egg, but dat wuz not cuttin it. I been bein tortured all week wif antlers, Santa hats, jingle collars, you name it. I earned extra bacon, not a baconless Caturday.
I stalked off and gave da peeps da stink eye.
At least dey came home from shoppin wif three packs of maple bacon. I hope I never has to endure dis kinda TRAVISty again! And I better get a LOT of bacon tomorrow.