Antlers are another. I are Travis da Unhappy Reindeer. Haven't ya ever seen da Grinch momma - it's da dog dat has to wear da antlers and be a reindeer, not da cat. Dis are what happens when you are da "good kitty" who never scratches anyone.
And Angelique got to go decorashun free. Somefin bout her being new here and blah blah, I purrsonally think it wuz cuz she scratched up my momma's finger good da other day.
So today's lesson - be bad or risk wearin antlers.