Well, my momma are clueless. She wuz in charge of da brunch dis mornin since Crockett's momma still has a cold. She are gettin better, but my momma wanted to help out by cookin. Ya would think since she wanted to help out, she woulda helped her cat out to some bacon. But instead she made French toast. Wif no bacon!
None of us wuz happy bout dat. But even worse - she didn't give us any of dat tasty egg and milk mixture she dunked da bread in before cookin it. And she didn't give us any of da toast either!!
It were a TRAVISty I are tellin ya! She promised we'll get bacon tomorrow - I are not sure if I trust her after deprivin us on Caturday.
I are off to dream dreams of bacony goodness.