Well, it are Friday, which normally would mean it wuz sossidge night round here. See my momma makes a pizza pretty much every Friday and some of da peeps like sossidge on it. Not my momma, cuz she are a weirdo and just likes da cheeze. I mean, I luvs me some cheeze, but sossidge and pepperoni and definitely where it's at.
So I wuz hangin out in da kitchen waitin for sossidge, and I smelled somefin different. It smelled like chikken. Now I luvs chikken too, but dat wasn't what I was eggspecting. Momma made a different kinda pizza tonite, it had a Thai peanut sauce instead of your normal pizza sauce and had grilled chikken on top of da cheeze.
Well, I wuz right over there beggin for chikken. And I wuz da only kitty who got any chikken since I wuz da only one beggin.
Sorry Angie, ya snooze, ya lose.
Razzberry all ya want Crockett, ya should hung out in da kitchen.
Sometimes bein momma's kitchen buddy has it's perks!