Friday, April 17, 2015

The Disappearin Bacon Mistereee


Well pals, da peeps has a mistereee on dere paws and none of us is talkin.

Yesterday, our home wuz invaded by all these weird guys who wanted to make tons of noises and hang out in da attic.  Whitley thought dey wuz zombies come to eat our momma's brains.  She wuz barkin up a storm bout it.  But I reminded her dat it are our momma and well, da zombies might leave hungry if dey came here for dat.  But she kept on barkin, cuz she wanted da guys to come admire how cute she wuz.  Dat pup is a total puppy slut for male attenshuns.  Momma says dey wuz here installin a new air condishinur.  Whatefur.  Dat are not da important part.

Da important part wuz dat all of us, includin da dogs, wuz locked up, so we wouldn't get outta da house or in da way.  And while we wuz all unjustly imprisoned, da mommas decided to make a bacon brunch!  Well, ok, dey had fried eggy weggies and toast and coffee and milk too, but da real point are dat dey had da odd-ass-ity to have bacon wifout us kitties around to beg it!


We wuz not happy bout it, ya can tell how Crockett looks ready to punch em.

Anyways, I guess da guilt got to Crockett's momma since she made an extra piece of bacon, just for all of us (da pupses wuz sposed to have some too).  But since we wuz locked up, she left it on da counter in a paper towel and forgot about it for hours.

Da air condishinunin zombies or whatefur dey wuz came and went.  We wuz freed and nobody remembered da bacon until hours later.


But someone smelled it, cuz da bacon had disappeared!  Now, da pupses is not suspects since dey is too short to get to counter.  Angelique wuz off in her room a lot of da day, so da peeps is bettin it wuz a joint job between me and Crockett (we haz done it before and both looked pretty satisamafied wif ourselves).  Nobody's talkin.

So who do you think stole da missin piece of bacon??

40 comments:

  1. Well we will bet on Travis stealing the bacon. He loves that stuff and we sure can't blame him if he did take it. Actually, good job if you did do it Travis.

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  2. Wif dat bacon breath, it are no mistereee Travis.

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  3. WHO got it??? WHO??? Course, bacons breff kinda takes the mistaree outta it.

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  4. LOL no mystery we kinda guess TRAVIS. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  5. My money is on the aliens, who appeared outta nowheres and snatched up dat bacon!

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  6. Oh Travis! We know you're the guilty one!

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  7. A kitty would never steal- the dogs had to have found a way up on the counter :)

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  8. I think it was Crockett! After all, he was the kitty who wanted to punch someone!

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    1. Yeah, me and Crockett make a good team.

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  9. hmmm...definitely a suspicious situation...not wanting to rat anybuddy out what with the kitty code an all...we'll say a crazy wind blew threw your house and swept the towel away along with the bacon. hey, it could happen!

    Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie

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  10. Well, there is always the Not Me purr-pet-traitor!!
    And if not me is a traitor he will squeal that he knows it were Travis...OMC!!

    MOL!
    We hope that come hot weather you will now stay nice and cool...it was warm here today got to about 75F. Sunny, just great! Now we are waiting fur rain to grow the grass that just got cut...sigh...and the weeds...OMD!

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    1. Well, we got da rains here. And da nabors got da weeds, and dey are not mowin em. Dey are gettin to be feets high.

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    2. Yeah, we gots neighbors like that too...all the seeds come our way...as if we didn't have enough of our own...a d most of them are the kind that make 'stickers-on' that stick to fur and clothes...sheesh.

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    3. Yeah, dese are renters and da yard really are a mess - da peeps is almost ready to call code compliance on em.

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  11. Crikey ...... who you trying to fool Travis?? We know it was YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

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  12. Travis, my bet is on YOU as the bacon thief......Crockett doesn't have that "WHO ME??" look on his face like you do.....I'm thinking you stole it but maybe gave Crockett a lickety lick of it????? Hmmm???? C'mon - confess!

    Hugs, Sammy

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    1. I'll just say me and Crockett has been caught sharin stolen foodz before.

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  13. Travis...we thinkz it was the pooches...even if they made out they couldn't...see someone here stole the cantaloupe off the bench after Mum took some photos...and us cats are like bleagh..and Doc is too short...and plus Forrest got caught out with the thing dripping from his chops..so we blame the pooches...paw pats Dinnermintz xxx MOL

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    1. I'd like to blame em, but dey is way too short for da counter.

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  14. I think it was Angelique. She wanted you to believe she was in her room, but was she really?

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  15. Whoever it was, at least some kitty got bacon!

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  16. That's way too easy!! It was the aircondishuning zombies!! Duh! ;p

    the critters in the cottage xo

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  17. well Crockett DID have his "to the MOON!" paw-punch ready....

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  18. We think it was Travis but we bet he gave some to the other orange guy...

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