Saturday, August 22, 2015
Da Return of da Razz
Y'all wanted da tongue, and Crockett delivered on it today. He are givin a cute lil razzberry, if ya wants to see a Gene Simmons impurrsonayshun, ya are gonna have to check out my puppy sisfur Whitley.
Now dat are some tongue!
Angelique isn't too happy wif all da attenshun da tongue gets, she thinks her pretty floofers should get more notice. And she wuz takin out her displeshures on my momma dis morning, literally bitin da hand dat feeds her. Guess who only got a lil teensy piece of bacon dis morning??
Which meant more bacon for me, Crockett, and da pupses. I'm smart enuf not to bite, speshully when dere are bacon to be distributed. I even opened my eyes for momma today and looked in da direckshun to where she could capshure dere color. A lot of times dey just look dark cuz I's so pale and don't like to look into da light, but as ya can see, dey are ackshually a pretty nice light green.