Friday, December 18, 2015

Christmas Bacon?


So da mommas kept talkin bout how dey wuz gonna get started on da Christmas bacon.


And we got real eggcited - I mean, it wuz more dan a week befor Christmas, and dey wuz already gettin started.  We must be gettin tons and tons of bacon for Christmas - maybe our mommas finally got a clue!!


But so far, we has not been seein any bacon.  Not one slice.  Instead, it are all dese cookies, candies, and breads.  No pork.  None at all.  And we's not bein allowed to sample any of it!!


Peanut brittle . . .


Pecan pie bars . . .


Pecan brittle . . . 


Spritz cookies . . .


Pumpkin bread . . .


Lemon tea bread . . .


Candy lasses . . .


Bacardi rum cakes . . .


and apricot nut bread.

So, where's da pork???  I wuz real confuserated, but Crockett said he thought my momma wuz sayin "bakin" and not "bacon."  Her and her southern accent and her inability to see "ing" or somefin like dat.  I guess dat makes as much cents as anything.  All I know is dat I better see some piggy, STAT!

27 comments:

  1. OMD....Mama is drooling bigtime over the bakin' but we are appalled that you were deprived of the bacon!!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  2. Oh man, you had me going for a minute there!

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  3. Wow, could each of those have some bacon decorations? Then you could be the taste testers:))

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    1. Oopsie...furgot the notify box, must be the catretary is distracted by the yums on your page,MOL!!

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    2. OMC!! was getting catcitied fur you too, den saw all dem Bakin stuff, yuppers, better get da pork bacon ready pronto

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    3. Yeah, bacon toppins would help each one of em I think!

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  4. oh, the AWFULNESS of regional dialects!!!!

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  5. Your mom needs to speak more clearly! ;)

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    1. Not gonna happen, MOL. If she lasted three years at Hahvahd sayin nuclear like W, nuffin are gonna change her.

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  6. Did they open a bakery or something? Everything looks good.

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    1. Nope, it are all for dem! Well, some wuz for my momma's grandpeeps too.

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  7. Mum just does peanut brittle, no cookies or cakes. Then she gives most of it away.

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    1. Round here, Crockett's daddy eats most of it.

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  8. OMC, you got our mom droolin'. She just told Dad tonight that she wasn't going to do any baking this year. After seeing all the goodies at your house, especially the pecan goodies and apricot bread, she might be changing her mind. It all looks so yummy. Our Dad did bake challah today so that's pretty good for the peeps. Hope you get some bacon tomorrow. Looking festive everybody. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  9. Wow, your mom's have been busy bakers. The peanut brittle looks especially yummy. Maybe tomorrow you'll get some bacon.

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  10. My Human is boarding a plane to your house as we speak, she thinks you have the best foods and baking in the worlds!

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    1. MOL, she better get here quick, it goes pretty fast!

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  11. The lineament of your articles and listing is large. Amazing Pet Expos

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