Angie are givin da stink-eye bout da lack of bacons dis morning. I mean really momma, scrambly eggy weggys, biskits, and no bacon?? What da meow?
And den ya yell at me for tryin to lick da butter wrapper? Well, what didja eggspect, I wuz deprived of bacons!!
Even Crockett barely has da strength left to give a razzberry for dis baconless day. Ridiculamous, dat's what dis are!!