Hey y'all! We has got da hots goin on here, it are sposed to get up to 99 today. Somehow da weather doods always say it are 99 until it are 103. I eggspect some shenanigans.
We'll all be chillin in da Ay-See, so da hots are not all da interestin to us. Bring on da bacon, now dat would get my interest! Ok, we'll settle for Friday night sossidge too.
Anyways, da hots means dat all da high-biskits are bloomin. I don't get why dey's called high-biskits, I don't see anyone gettin high off em and dey don't look like bread to me.
I'd rather have nip biskits myself.