Dis are da face of inno-scents. Just cuz ya thought ya saw me tryin to make off wif da package of bacon dat Crockett's momma acksadentally left unsnoopervised on da counter for 3.5 seconds duzn't mean I are guiltee. Don't ya know how unreliable eyewitness testimonies are momma???
I mean, I happens to know - it wuz ANGELIQUE!
Ok, ya ain't gonna by dat one. But shouldn't I at least get some bacon as a reward for my effort. I mean, knockin a package of bacon off da counter and den draggin it cross da floor are some hard work for a cat who only weighs
Crockett even has his tongue out in bacon antsipitayshuns. Don't deny us now, it would be unpatriotical!