Saturday, September 17, 2016

A Real Horror Story


Are your momma one of dose peeps who likes Howloween and all kindsa scary things??  Mine are.  She wuz watchin da new episode of American Horror Story this week and I got interested.  See, dey wuz makin all dese piggy noises . . . 

And shure enuf, somebody left a dead piggy right by da front door of da characters' new house.  Dis wuz sposed to be creepy or somefin, I don't get it.  I wish someone would leave me a piggy.  Think of all dat bacon . . . 


Anyways, den Mr. Show Me Da Money wuz diggin a hole.  And I thought, ok, LUAU time!!


But no, he just buried it.  All dat bacon, all dem ribs, all dem pork chops, GONE to WASTE!  Dat wuz by far da scariest part of da episode.


And den da real life horror happened - a Caturday wif no bacon!  Just becuz Crockett's peeps are outta town!!  OMC!


Luckily, we have bacon guaranteed next Caturday - it are Angelique's momma's birfday and she has requested avocado BACON potato salad as da side to go wif her Aunty Cuchos.  At least we can count on Ally!!

P.S. Like our new Texas Longhorns bandanas??  My momma made em for us!

40 comments:

  1. Maybe you should start watching "Bizarre Foods" with Andrew Zimmern on the Travel Channel. They never let anything go to waste!

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  2. We missed American Horror Story! We have to catch up. And we love your bandannas.

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  3. Wow, that was a waste! No wonder you all look kind of purrturbed...
    Hope soon your peeps will be back home and with the pups. too.

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    1. Well, da girls and all da pups are here - dis time it wuz just Crockett's momma and daddy who left since dey needed to drive a truck up here wif furniture and stuff. Next time it are gonna be da dogs and Crockett's momma and my momma - dey has a LOT of cleaning to do.

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  4. yoW! Travis, your bacon-deprived faces are lookin a little skeery to us :D the three of you look mighty stylish in your new bandananas!

    pip, smidgen, minnie, hollie, sharpie, ditto

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  5. The horror! Our peeps cooked a pack of bacon today, yay leftovers. :) Wish we could put some in the mail to you. <3

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  6. Hari OM
    oh the waste!!! oh the tease!!! ...but wait, he planted it in the ground you say??? Just think, maybe next year a bacon-fruit tree??? You needs to find you a pig and give that a go!!! Hugs and whiskeries, YAM-aunty xxx

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  7. OMD...We LOVE your Longhorn bandaners!! We can't believe the watese of perfectly good piggy!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  8. What a strange movie - clearly not made by a kitty! Love your new bandanas.

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  9. That's just WRONG!!! We love your bandanas!

    The Florida Furkids

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  10. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I smell B A C O N!!
    and I love your new Longhorns bandanna!!
    Hugs madi your bfff

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  11. Your longhorn bandanas look great! That sounds like a very scary movie.

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    1. Yeah, I mean, lettin pork go to waste like dat are scary.

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  12. Those are nice bandannas! We think we see bacon in your future!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  13. Maybe you could get a bacon bandana.....then it would remind everyone to provide bacon! Our TX relatives are all Longhorn people.

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    1. We ackshually have bacon bandanas already, MOL!

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    1. Yeah, pork are a terribull thing to waste.

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  15. OMC! That was a horror story! Who could throw away all that good bacon???

    Your bandanas are really cool.

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    1. Apparently Mr. Show Me The Money doesn't know good pork when he sees it.

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  16. I like bacon too but I don't want the whole piggy. About 10 packages of bacon wrapped up like in the store would be great.

    Shoko

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  17. A whole piggy of bacon might be a bit scary.

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  18. guys....we due knot haz tee vee hooked up but we can agreez ...what a waste oh pork... pee riod....boomerz sleepin rite now sew eye willna tell em... coz him wood prob ablee bee freek hiz own self ...heerin bout thoz chopz ~~~~~~ tuna of moon ~~~~~ ♥♥♥

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  19. We were admiring your bandanas the entire time! And that sounds like a little too much horror for us...what a waste of potentially good bacon!

    the critters in the cottage xo

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Meow! Leave me a comment, I luvs to read dem. Not as much as I luv bacon, but I do luvs em.