Are your momma one of dose peeps who likes Howloween and all kindsa scary things?? Mine are. She wuz watchin da new episode of American Horror Story this week and I got interested. See, dey wuz makin all dese piggy noises . . .
And shure enuf, somebody left a dead piggy right by da front door of da characters' new house. Dis wuz sposed to be creepy or somefin, I don't get it. I wish someone would leave me a piggy. Think of all dat bacon . . .
Anyways, den Mr. Show Me Da Money wuz diggin a hole. And I thought, ok, LUAU time!!
But no, he just buried it. All dat bacon, all dem ribs, all dem pork chops, GONE to WASTE! Dat wuz by far da scariest part of da episode.
And den da real life horror happened - a Caturday wif no bacon! Just becuz Crockett's peeps are outta town!! OMC!
Luckily, we have bacon guaranteed next Caturday - it are Angelique's momma's birfday and she has requested avocado BACON potato salad as da side to go wif her Aunty Cuchos. At least we can count on Ally!!
P.S. Like our new Texas Longhorns bandanas?? My momma made em for us!