Today wuz Caturday, and we wuz baconless. We is not happy campers. It are probably becuz Crockett's momma are outta town and she are da chief bacon cook. But my momma could cook bacon if she wanted to. She is just lazy or somefin.
No, dis new bandana does not make up for a lack of bacon. Are you nuts?
We want our bacon and we wants it now!!