Da Bacon Drought has finally ended! Dat are right, Caturday Bacon wuz back!!
For da furstest time in furever, all da mommas wuz home and ready to eat bacon for breakfast on a Caturday! And I FINALLY got my bacon.
Even if I wuz kind of a stinker. I's still sayin dat it wuz Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum's fault - if dey hadn't have been barkin me like psychos, dere is no way I would broken dat mug. At least my cute bacon-beggin face got me outta trubbull long enuf dat I gots my bacon.
I tried to tell momma dat I should get 4 pieces and Crockett should get 3, but for some reason da hoomans insisted on havin most of it. Stinks. What I got wuz delishus though. I's hopin for some more bacon tomorrow!