Hey y'all! Well, today wuz a better day for us - da mommas came through wif da BACON! And it wuz delishus!!
I keep tryin to convince momma dat I need two breakfasts - for some reason, she duzn't think I needs anudder serving 10 minutes after my furst. Hasn't dis woman ever heard of dubble breakfast???
Y'all wanna hear somefin else crazy? Da mommas ordered from Pizza Hut last nite and my momma passed on da oppurrtunitee to get bacon-stuffed crust. What da meow??? And not only did she pass on it, she actually said "ew." Somefin are very wrong wif her - she didn't even get sossidge or pepperonis on her pizza!!