Happy Mew Year y'all!
Since we is absolutely purrfect, we don't need Mew Year's Resolushuns. Da same cannot be said for my momma. She tried to come up wif some of her own (maintain her weight loss, draw more, figger out somefin to do wif her life, blah blah), but dey wuz not really good. So me (along wif some help from Crockett and Angelique) came up wif some good ones.
- Cook more bacon. Y'all might think dis one are not gonna help her stay in shape. Notice I did not say EAT more bacon. Cook more bacon for da cats.
- More playtime for cats.
- More head rubs for cats.
- More time sewing cat bandanas and less time sewing dog dresses.
- More time rubbing cat bellehs and less worrying.
- Along wif more bacon, cook more shrimp, chikken, and fishies. For da cats.
- Be more gin-or-us. Wif cheese, cat treats, bacon - ya know, for da cats. Ya gets da idea.