Well, we finally got our bacon today. Dis selfie wuz pre-baconatin, which is why I has dat "make wif da bacon NOW momma" face on.
Crockett is showin off Church Tongue™ today - just a peep of a razz.
And Angelique has obviously been takin selfie tips from my momma - she knows how to work the angles for a purrfect selfie since she's been doin it for over a decade. And is it just me, or do you think my silly sisfur went and fluffed her furs pre-selfie too??
Today are my Gotcha Day! Four years ago, my momma picked me out from da rescue at da Petco. I wuz just a lil guy named Ford back then. My siblings were all named after fancy pants cars - Jaguar, Beemer, and Audi (and Audi wuz not even my real sibling!), but I wuz just Ford. Guess it wuz a good thing my momma are a Mustang girl.
Now, how bout we sell-a-brate wif some bacon. Or ham. Or salmon. Or tuna. Or red snapper. Or turkey. Or chikken. Or steak. Or butter. Or ice cream. Or, well, let's just get to sell-a-brating!
We's all been gettin lotsa sun puddle time - Crockett's momma fixed up da sunroom and now it are all ready for us to go lounge.
Crockett wuz lookin particularly cross-eyed today - maybe it are bacon deprivayshun. I think I need to remind da mommas dat us kittehs deserve weekly bacon. I's noticed da humans like to have ribbons to make dem "aware" of things, so when I saw dis, I knew it's be purrfect.
These pickshures were taken before we got unfairly locked up. I don't know why we hafta be locked up just cuz dat plummer dude are here. And I'm not to shure about him anyways - he duzn't look plummer, he didn't even look purple at all!
Locking up innoscent cats just cuz some non-purple plummer guy decided to come are just wrong. Ok, innoscent may be goin a bit far. But at least we is innoscent of makin da sink drip water.
Angelique may not be so innoscent of makin my momma's bathmat stink though. She's pretty, but she likes to be bad. I say we keep her locked up and me and Crockett split tonite's pizza sossidge. Like ninety purrcent for me, ten for Crockett. Sound good momma?