Wednesday, June 21, 2017
Tuesday, June 20, 2017
Today wuz Angelique's third birthday!
And she had a pretty good day - lotsa new toys, a new collar, a new bandana, and a bag of greenies!
And of course lotsa high quality nip in those toys.
Hey Angie, ya wanna pass dat nip??
And Crockett gave her a birthday razz. MOL!
Monday, June 19, 2017
Happy Box Day y'all! Sometimes I wonder what kitties did before online shopping - it shure makes for a lot more boxes round here. Dis are a pretty good box - it are from Da Body Shop where my momma got some weird stuff to use when she takes baffs. She are not nearly as talented as me and can't just use her tongue . . .
Speakin of tongues. Crockett knew y'all were missin his razzes and came through wif one today.
Somekitty has a birthday tomorrow. And I heard dere are gonna be treats for all of us!
Sunday, June 18, 2017
Happy Father's Day! We had a pretty good weekend here - I has been tryin to warm up to dat crazy D-O-G but she are just a nutso and wants to lick me. Den she wants to bark me when I meow and swat at her. Momma says da two of us is makin her nutso.
Bacon Caturdays appear to be back for good now. Yay! We tried to convince momma we needed some of da crawfish eh-too-fay she made for Crockett's daddy tonite, but she said it wuz too spicy for us.
But it wuz not a good weekend for one of our very good friends - our pal Minko went to da Rainbow Bridge today. We has been friends wif dere family furever - before any of us kitties were even here, back when Jezebel wuz on Catster. So we are sendin lots of purrs and hugs to his family tonite.
Wednesday, June 14, 2017
Sunday, June 11, 2017
Well, Crockett's momma and daddy returned from dat Ha-Why-Ee place. I wuz kinda annoyed wif em becuz dey brought back dese soo-ven-eers, but dey didn't bring me nuffin. And all dis talk about loo-ows - I know dat involves some tasty pork, but did dey bring any loo-ow pork home for me?? NOPE! And pickshures of crabs and fish - I don't want pickshures, I want da real tasty thing!
At least it meant dat my bacon Caturday wuz back - thank Cod!
So all is returnin to normal round here, well, as normal as it ever are.
Thursday, June 8, 2017
Well, I got back at my momma last nite for da complete lack of bacon and da indignitees of spraying me wif flea spray. I hid. And I hid GOOD. She looked for two hours and at four in da morning she just gave up. Haha, VICTORY is MINE! Eggsept, wait, dat meant no late-nite dinner last nite for me. And when she saw me this morning, she TRIMMED MY NAILS. I think by winning, I may have lost . . .
Anyways, while Crockett wuz eatin my late nite dinner as well as his (more proof I didn't really win, damn), I wrote this week's poem.
Zzzzz by Travis Ford
I'm a cat and I love to catch some z's
I like to sleep anywhere that I please
I like napping after I have been fed
Sometimes I prefer to nap in the bed
Or on top of the fridge, yeah, way up high
As close as I can to touching the sky
Another favorite spot, you wanna know where?
I love snoozing in my most favorite chair
Or when I wanna mess wif my mom's mind
I have got hidey holes she'll never find
The one place that I never ever nap
Is in the middle of my momma's lap!
Crockett and Angelique can be lap kittehs sometimes, but not me. And after flea spraying, nail trimming, and be STARVED overnite, I think ya can see why.
Wednesday, June 7, 2017
Tuesday, June 6, 2017
Ok, well, wif Crockett, most days are Tongue Out days, but today are da designated one I guess. So here's a razz for all of ya tongue fans.
More modelin of da udder side of our Coke bandanas. Still no bacon, I'm wasting away.
Monday, June 5, 2017
Instead of making BACON (like she shoulda been doing) my momma made us these Coca Cola bandanas instead.
I mean, bandanas are nice. I like wearing em. But I like eating bacon more - PRIORITEES, WOMAN!
Udder dan dat, it's been kinda boring around here. Lotsa rain, so Bird TV has not been so good. If it keeps up, we may wind up wif Fish TV soon.
Sunday, June 4, 2017
Crockett had to get silly for his selfie today. Not dat da King of da Tongue isn't usually silly enuf, but he really turned it on today.
I'm tryin to look woe-be-gone at my lack of weekend bacon. Hope Crockett's peeps come back from dat Ha-Why-Ee place soon - I needs my bacon!
Angelique is still suckin up to my momma. What are up wif dat crazy girlcat?
Thursday, June 1, 2017
Well, today two of da hoomans abandoned us for some place called "Ha-Why-Ee." I guess we'll be ok since my momma and Angelique's momma are still here. Da problem are dat Crockett's mom are da usual bacon-maker - my momma could do it, she are just lazy. So I are tryin to figger out how I are gonna get my weekly (or in my dreams DAILY bacon rashuns). And I came up wif dis . . .
Yowl by Travis Ford
The puppy dogs can bark and howl
But my loudest sound is a yowl
I crank up the volume for mom
Being loud presents not a qualm
I luv to yowl and mew real loud
I'm just very vocal and proud
Gimme dat food is what I'm sayin
Or your eardrums will be payin!
Since Crockett's peeps are outta town, he are probably gonna be hangin out at nite wif me in my room. I'm just tryin to convince momma dat we should lock da pups up - do ya think she'll agree?
I'd try to get da puppies to go stay wif Angelique for some girl time, but yeah, I like not being clawed apart. MOL!
Wednesday, May 31, 2017
Sunday, May 28, 2017
Happy Sunday y'all! Hope ya is havin a good Memorial Day weekend.
Ours has not been great so far - no sunshine and no bacon. Dere wuz some BBQ chikken last nite and I gots chikken liver, but what are wif dis no bacon? Hopefully we'll get some tomorrow since it are Crockett's peeps annyfursary - I are hopin so anyways.
Angelique is still being friendly wif my momma and Crockett's momma. It's like she's finally decided to like em, MOL. Took her long enuf.