Well, ya knew who wuz gonna be da star of dis post just by da title, right?
Me and Crockett both wore da reverse side of our pirate bandanas today. Which has a treshure chest on it, among udder things. I just wanna know why da treshure chest are filled wif coins and not bacon, chicken wings, tuna filays, and turkey drumsticks. It makes no sense!
P.S. - Da turkey may not have gotten completely plundered, but we did manage to get some.