Hey y'all! Happy Thursday! I has anudder poem for ya. Today's are inspired by a certain woofie sisfur of mine.
Vacuous by Travis Ford
Some call her vacuous, some say airhead
I are pretty shure dat she are braindead
She are real cute, but brainy she are not
One or two are all da brain cells she's got
She smiles a lot and chases her tail
She's not eggsactly the smartest female
She barks and luvs to chase da tennis ball
I don't see the appeal of that at all
She wags her tail and always looks real sweet
Her only thought is how to score a treat
I kinda like her, I will admit to that
Even if she's not as smart as a cat
Ok, I luv to complain bout her, but really, she are ok. Even if she's not dat smart. At least she duzn't have claws like Angelique!