Well, Crockett's momma and daddy returned from dat Ha-Why-Ee place. I wuz kinda annoyed wif em becuz dey brought back dese soo-ven-eers, but dey didn't bring me nuffin. And all dis talk about loo-ows - I know dat involves some tasty pork, but did dey bring any loo-ow pork home for me?? NOPE! And pickshures of crabs and fish - I don't want pickshures, I want da real tasty thing!
At least it meant dat my bacon Caturday wuz back - thank Cod!
So all is returnin to normal round here, well, as normal as it ever are.