Well, today two of da hoomans abandoned us for some place called "Ha-Why-Ee." I guess we'll be ok since my momma and Angelique's momma are still here. Da problem are dat Crockett's mom are da usual bacon-maker - my momma could do it, she are just lazy. So I are tryin to figger out how I are gonna get my weekly (or in my dreams DAILY bacon rashuns). And I came up wif dis . . .
Yowl by Travis Ford
The puppy dogs can bark and howl
But my loudest sound is a yowl
I crank up the volume for mom
Being loud presents not a qualm
I luv to yowl and mew real loud
I'm just very vocal and proud
Gimme dat food is what I'm sayin
Or your eardrums will be payin!
Since Crockett's peeps are outta town, he are probably gonna be hangin out at nite wif me in my room. I'm just tryin to convince momma dat we should lock da pups up - do ya think she'll agree?
I'd try to get da puppies to go stay wif Angelique for some girl time, but yeah, I like not being clawed apart. MOL!