These pickshures were taken before we got unfairly locked up. I don't know why we hafta be locked up just cuz dat plummer dude are here. And I'm not to shure about him anyways - he duzn't look plummer, he didn't even look purple at all!
Locking up innoscent cats just cuz some non-purple plummer guy decided to come are just wrong. Ok, innoscent may be goin a bit far. But at least we is innoscent of makin da sink drip water.
Angelique may not be so innoscent of makin my momma's bathmat stink though. She's pretty, but she likes to be bad. I say we keep her locked up and me and Crockett split tonite's pizza sossidge. Like ninety purrcent for me, ten for Crockett. Sound good momma?