We has a bit of an elf infestayshun here. And unfortunately, Aubrey McTwinkle and Elwood O'Jingle are not as easy to kill as lizards. We've tried, MOL.
Those elves keep threatening to give us a bad report to Santa Paws, but they are the real naughty ones.
Us and the dogs are cooking up a plan to blackmail the elves wif photos of their naughty behavior to make shure we get a good report. But I have a Plan B for being able to get all the nip and toys a guy could need.
I'm thinking of becoming a Play Girlcat model. Whaddya think? Or I just might start an Only Fans.
Those elves are like wabbits - they multiply QUICKLY so you'd better keep them under control !! As for the Playgirl modeling job - I am SURE they'd like to hear from you. Yep!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Teddy
Well, at least both of these elves are boys, so they shouldn't be reproducing.
DeleteYikes! You cats are in with the elves!!! That's not a bad thing :)
ReplyDeleteTravis your pose is Ooooo la la!!!
Purrs, Julie
Yeah, we got em under our paw.
DeleteWe're so happy those elves have never shown up here!!! We think Play Girlcat would love to have you pose for them.
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
They should be calling after that photo!
DeleteDang, those elves are everywhere!
ReplyDeleteYeah, they are always spying on us.
Deletecrackin up dood !!!! make sure ya get de "center fold " !!! ☺☺☺
ReplyDeleteN yea, thatz an infestayshunz if we ever saw one
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Oh, I will!
DeleteIf you need help handling those evil shelf elves, please let me know. But I think you'll probably have the situation under control.
ReplyDeleteYeah, we're working on our dossy-ay on em now.
DeleteOh, you are definitely Playcat material, Travis! Tell those elves to suck it. (Is that bad?)
ReplyDeleteMOL, it might be, but compared to what gets said around here, it's mild.
DeleteWe have one of those elves here too. He’s sneaky looking.
ReplyDeleteYa can't trust em.
DeleteYou have just the right pose for Playcat Girl and they will be asking for more!
ReplyDeleteWatch out for those elves, they are troublemakers.
They shure are!
DeleteThe longer I look at those elves, the creepier they get.
ReplyDeleteMOL!
DeleteHave you tried burying them elves in a litter box?
ReplyDeleteNow that's a plan.
DeleteWe think elves like anything need to be bent to the will of cats. They will succumb and if not by purrs and rubs then Biteys will have to do. Travis you and Toby can do a calendar
ReplyDeleteIt'll be a bestseller.
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