Hey palses! Travis here.
Last time I wrote, I wrote all about how I loves da people food. I loves it so much, but I do not always gets all I wants. Tonight I wanted some hot wings, but I didn't get any. Dey kept it all to demselveses and kept telling me dat "hot wings aren't for kitties." Who made dat rule, I wanna know? Because shouldn't everything be for kitties dat kitties want?
Anyways, I started thinking - maybe I should ask for da foods I wants so da people can get it through their headses dat I want it. A couple days ago, dey were eating brunch. I got a couple pieces of da bacons (way to small, dey shoulda give me more!). Dey were good, but den I started thinkin - I's never had lamb. And I'd really like to try it. So I let out a new meow I'd been working on - it went kinda like "maaaaaaaaaa." It were like I were baaing like a sheep!
I are real good at new meows - I learned how to copy Miss Jezebel's loud "MEOW!" and sometimes I sound like two kitties havin a cat fight. I use dat one when I are stuck in my room - hopin my momma will look to see what mean kitty got in dere and are harassin me and den I can sneak out. But this were da first time I'd ever baaed like a sheep.
Still no lampchop for me, so I guess I are gonna have to work on perfecting it some more.
Hmmm, I think I hear da fridge door opening - meow at ya later!!
-Travis
Trust me, yew ish livin' in a much better PURRlace to get yummy treats den me and my brofur ish - Meomwy ish a vegetable-arian, which ish just too weird fur me to unnerstand at all. The horrible thing ish ish that when she hash tofu turkey slices, me and Roger begs fur pieces of dem, and gets actually excited when she shares dose wif ush. We always furgets, dey ish NOT real, yew knows?! At least yer humans eats real chicken wings and not PURRtend ones, so yer chances ish a LOT better fur yummy shtuff at yer house den at ours. Good luck wif the fridge openin' - dat's always a hopeful sign.......
ReplyDeleteVegertables?? What are dose?? Do ya eats em? I don't know about eatin tables!!
DeleteIt'sh dose weirdo green leafy fings humans puts in fings day calls "salads" and also some of dem ish orange, like carrots and squash and I dun unnerstands any of it - just be glad yew dun live at our house, because the the table scraps ish thee worst in dah world, fur reals. I finks it hash somethin' to do wif livin' in CaliFURnia - dere's lots vegetable-arians out here - shtay in Texas where peoples eat nice things like BBQed ribs and shtuff. I wish I could move......
DeleteYikes, if dat are what dey eats in da Californias, I'll stay here.
DeletePee Ess - my momma lived in da Californias for a couple years when she were little (and Jezebel did too when she real young) and my momma went to college were too. Glad she didn't pick up dat whole vegertable thing!!
Our meowmy was gnoshing the cheese & crackers last night, and did we get any...NOPE :(
ReplyDeleteShe said it wasn't good fur us?? Sheesh.
Well, Minko did go all barfy when he had cheese a long time ago..and so now nofur gets it here...well dog-guy does sometimes. Ii is impossible to snitch any out from under that dog-guy's schnooter.
I can't snitch from Finley, but Whitley'll let me. She's a big food wimp - everyone can steal from her!
DeleteWith the exception of chicken which Hannah would eat for every meal we don't like human food. We have never see a chicken fly in the ski - are they too heavy?
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Hmmmm, I don't knows, I just wish dey'd fly into buy mouf.
DeleteMy peeps always shares a bit of their foodables with me. Travis we suggest bring on the guilt factor it always works. Good luck pal in training your peeps. Remember sharing is caring. Have a terrific Tuesday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
I always try to look my hungriest, but momma says it don't work when she fed me 2 minutes agos.
DeleteFurst it was Maurice da cat tryin to bark, and Charlie usta make da bird coo sounds and now you's baaa'ing... what's next? One of you cats gonna moo or something?
ReplyDeleteMaybe I will!
Deletedood...trust uz...de last thing on de planit ya wanna eat bee WINGS...dont matter if they iz fried, diced, sautayed, grilled, bar bee qued ore raw...it bee BURD buddy...BURD.....belly ache waitin ta happen...BURD....pea ezz...grate sheep imprezshunz !!
ReplyDeleteBut burd are so yummy!
DeleteTABBIES!!!!! (Meowing loudly) I MISS YOU!!!!
DeleteThis is Spooky! You know, from that cat-ster place? I'm just thrilled to see you, and happier still to find that you have retained your integrity i not eating any of those stoooopid burds! Mom feeds me some canned stuff with those chick-hens in it, but I try to pick the burd parts out and just eat the rest. (besides, I know she will give me goodies later anyway). I love my soft, smiley can opener! Anyway, great to see you all, Hope to see you around soon!
Nose pats to your sister and head bonks for the rest of you -from your pal, Spooky
Hey Spooky - glad to see ya!
DeleteWhoa! I like people food especially the stuff the peeps say is no good for me. I bet I’d like those hot wings. I feel sorta dirty saying it after what da tabbies before me said.
ReplyDeleteI keep tryin to get da hot wings, but my momma keeps guardin dem good.
Deletewell, good luck Buddy. Me, I got no use for the Human foods. The Human has offered me stuff, all right--chick-hen, and shrimps, and steak--but meh. I'd much rather have my OWN foods. Hope you get that lamb chop soon though.
ReplyDeleteI like my own foods too. I just want everybody's foods!
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ReplyDeleteHi there, Travis!
ReplyDeleteSpooky from catster here! I'm just stopping by to check out your blog and man o man, I just love what you've done with the place! Thanks for telling me about it. I will be sure to stop in again soon! Please say hi to the family for me!
By the way, Mom is trying to put me on a home-made diet, s'posed to be all good for me (yeeechh!) But the thing is, she bought a little lamb chop just for me, and she cooked it on the stove and then chopped it up all fine and you know what? As far as I'm concerned, Mary can keep the furry little bleaters! Next time mom does that, I'm gonna send it to you and we'll all be happy! Not sure how we're gonna sneak it past the 'rents, but we'll think of something, after all, we are Cats! Well, guess I will talk to you soon. Happy head-bonks and catnip cookies for you! ~ Spooky and mom, Raven
Feel free to send any foodz you don't want my way!!
Delete-Travis