Ok, y'all, I got a hilarious and gross story to tell. So if you are da sensitive type, ya's been warned ok??
Still wif me? Good!
Ok, dis mornin, I were givin myself a bath while I were on my cat tree. And da humans noticed dis lil green thing on my butt. Well, my momma came closer and it were not on my butt, but comin outta it instead.
I'd been tryin to eat Easter grass and throwin it up. Da humans got rid of all da Easter grass and used Easter fluff dis year instead. Well, dey thought they got rid of it all, but I guess I found a piece, and it made it through, as ya might say. Well, momma were pretty grossed out. Grandma told her to pull it out.
Well, she pulled and I let out a lil "meow" - I mean, dat felt kinda funny. And she pulled and she pulled. It came out pretty easy and just slid out. It were not a short piece of Easter grass, MOL! And when it came out, it were stinky and dirty. MOL MOL! I don't think momma will ever look at Easter grass the same way!!
OMC we are DYING laffing and laffing! Travis, we came over to say hello--we saw you around and wanted to meet you!
ReplyDeleteWell, dis are kinda a funny introduction, but it are good to meet ya!
DeleteEEUWWW!!
ReplyDeleteGood thing it worked its way out...that could have made you sick...and that would have been even more eeuuwww...
Meowmy hates that stuff and we nevfur have seen it...
Yeah, well, I got a feelin I ain't gonna be seein it again.
DeleteUm, that’s prolly the wrong thing to do as it could have been wrapped around something inside you. Na mean? They actually say to never pull it out. Glad you’re OK.
ReplyDeleteYeah, my momma read dat after she had done it. All's well dat "ends" well I guess though, MOL!
DeleteTravis! What a norty boy you was, eating that grass! But it is a good and really gross story!
ReplyDeleteWe do fink CK is prolly right. One time, one of the kitties before me was "helping" the Human to wrap Chrsitmas gifts, and she looked over and there was a piece of green ribbon hanging out of his mouf, so the Human tugged it and a l-o-n-g piece came out--a lot of it musta been in his tummy. He was fine, but some peeps told her afterwards she shouldn't have done it. Oh well, all well that "ENDS" well, eh, Pal?
Yep, MOL!
DeleteBwahahaha! Great story!
ReplyDeleteHave a super easy Sunday, furriends.
XOXO
Momma will never look at Easter grass da same way - MOL!
DeleteBeautiful pic
ReplyDeleteFanks!
DeleteGreat pic of you Travis! Hey buddy, be careful about that grass, ok? We are glad everything is okay though. (I once swallowed 18 inches of venetian blind cord string and was VERY lucky that it did go through my system and that I didn't have to have surgery and now there isn't ANY string around anywhere because my Human says I can't be trusted.)
ReplyDeleteDa humans had already gotten rid of it - momma finks I were diggin in da trash last night and found it.
DeleteEwww! I'm glad it came out okay, though. What CK said, though - it's better to let a string-type thing work its way out on its own, just in case.
ReplyDeleteYeah, we read that after. It all came out real easy, wifout gettin too grafick, so I guess it were all ok.
DeleteOMC Travis, Dat's pawful!!!!! So glad you's okay and evewfin' "came out" alwight. MOL Yous foto is vewy handsum. Hav a Pawsum day!!
ReplyDeleteLuv and Hugs and Kitty Kisses ♥♥♥
Dezi
Yeah, all's well dat "ends" well. Hee hee!
DeleteYou had Easter grass out yer ass....bol! bol! Dat stuff ain't fur eatin', lil dude!
ReplyDeleteMOL, I did!
DeleteWe hope having that done wasn't too ouchie - Mum says the thought of it made her eyes water!
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Nope, it didn't seem to hurt me at all.
DeleteYur a grass addict!
ReplyDeleteHey, yur page is all perked up fur Cinco De Mayo!
Yep, my momma were busy decoratin pages last night.
DeleteLOL Travis you are a right one. I get told off for eating Spring grass as it makes me sick. She gets annoyed with me. Looks like no grass for either of us. Have a serene Sunday and let us all partake of some big easy today.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Yep, I guess it's no grass for us.
DeleteWe're sure happy you are okay! Mom says that stuff us dangerous.
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
I'm glad it all came out ok in da end. MOL!
DeleteMOL! Maybe you need some kitty grass at home so you won't be tempted by the shiny easter grass....oh nevermind :)
ReplyDeleteDat sounds like a plan!
DeleteTravis, that was a pretty gross story, but we were afraid it was going to be some kind of worm or something, so we are thinking Easter grass wasn't too bad. Astrid kept trying to eat Easter grass this year. We haven't seen any coming out of her other end. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth & Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteDat would be worse, MOL!
DeleteCrikey Travis .... That story made my Mum feel REAL sick in the tummy. She once owned a Siamese cat called Nikita and Kita once had a feast on some of Mum's wool. Same story as you. She pulled it out ever so slowly and thank goodness it didn't get stuck and came out quite easily but it was REAL long and poor Mum was in a terrible state by the time it all came out. Your story brought it all back to Mum and she went cold all over. She found out later that she shouldn't have pulled too. So glad your ok and stay away from that grass stuff, aye? Stick to bacon, Mate .... it's safer!! Our Lucy ate two balloons once. A bright yellow one and a blue one. Lucy got rid of those herself. At a dog park! It gave everyone a big laugh though. She was having a bit of trouble and a few people were watching. When first a yellow and then a blue balloon came out it caused quite a stir. Too funny! Kitties Blue were right ....... GROSS!
ReplyDeleteMOL! I don't think I's gonna get da opportunity to get any more Easter grass, MOL! Bacon tastes better anyways.
DeleteTravis, we're sure glad you're okay. That must've been quite the surprise for your mom! Zoey once ate about 12 inches of string...but it came out on its own.
ReplyDeleteWow, dat are pretty long!
DeleteYikes Travis.......now that's quite a tale (haha). I imagine that was a rather strange sight to see - but I just bet you were glad to be RID of that Easter grass.......!!!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Sammy
MOL, it were pretty weird. Too bad momma didn't get a good picture.
DeleteHope you had a good Sepia Saturday! Oops I mean Sepia Caturday :)
ReplyDeleteWell, cept for da Easter grass, it were pretty good!
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