Well, we had a major crisis here today. Dere wuz no bacon. Momma says dere wuz bacon, but only 3 pieces which wuz not enuf for everybody. Two for me, one for Crockett, I didn't see what da problem wuz. Anyways, I got to da top of da cat tree when breakfast wuz served, AKA, my bacon receivin posishun. Crockett wuz on da level below me and Angelique wuz on da level below him. We wuz all ready.
And den I saw it. Scrambled eggs. Toast. Jelly. Milk. Coffee. NO BACON!!!!
Crockett's momma gave me a bite of scrambly egg, but dat wuz not cuttin it. I been bein tortured all week wif antlers, Santa hats, jingle collars, you name it. I earned extra bacon, not a baconless Caturday.
I stalked off and gave da peeps da stink eye.
At least dey came home from shoppin wif three packs of maple bacon. I hope I never has to endure dis kinda TRAVISty again! And I better get a LOT of bacon tomorrow.
Dood! Way too sad fur yu!
ReplyDeleteI bet the 3 pounds o' bacon will be All Fur Yu kitty cats!
It better be!
DeleteDouble portions!
ReplyDeleteTWICE!!!!
At a minimum.
DeleteI can't believe your human pulled such a nasty trick, making you all wear "festive" stuff and then not giving you bacon. It's shocking, I say!
ReplyDeleteYeah, Santa Paws are gonna have her on da naughty list.
DeleteOMD! Cwockett wooks wike a deer in da headwites. Angelweek wooks wike hur wants tu wip sumone's face off an' Twabis? Yu wook wike 3 pounds ob bacon cood nod possibwy be 'nuff tu make up fur da incatnities witch yu hab beened put fru dis week! I say sumone needs tu head out tu da heerest gwocewy store wite NOW an' head stwait tu da bacon aisle!!
ReplyDeleteI don't know if da store has enuf bacon to make up for what I've been through.
DeleteYou guys are looking awful adorable! Hope you get lots of bacon tomorrow!
ReplyDeleteMe too!
DeleteWHAT!??
ReplyDeleteYou mean they did not open the bacon and cook you some as soon as they got home? Sheesh!
You better get extra helpings Sunday!!!!!!
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ
Yeah, dey wrapped packages instead. And dey weren't even for me!
DeletePoor you...meowmy was thinking of you at her job...she was helping peeps get ready fur bed...and they had bits and pieces of *bacon* in their laps and even one lady had it in her bed, MOL!
ReplyDeleteMeowmy almost laughed her head off at the thought of you coming into her head fur all that wasted bacon, OMC!
Maybe she shoulda packed it up and mailed it to your den, esp seeing as you needed some today...
And telling you the goodstuff is coming and not giving it to ya, that is known as *bait and switch*...lawyers you should know that. OMC!
She should have, MOL!
DeleteWif me around, dere wouldn't have been any bacon crumbs. Me and Crockett are like bacon vacuums.
We didn't see the problem with only 3 pieces, either. MOL!
ReplyDeleteSounds like there's an excellent chance for bacons tomorrow, though.
Good luck and keep us posted.
XOXO
There better be some.
DeleteIt were a "travisty"...bol, bol!
ReplyDeleteMOL, ya gots dat right.
DeleteCrikey ...... How funny's Finley?? A travisty indeed, aye?? You was robbed Travis. You DESERVED bacon. I'm glad to hear you're at the top of the tree mate with Crockett number 2 and Angelique on the bottom. Keep an eye on her Travis. Those Sheila's can be mighty pushy.
ReplyDeleteYeah, she keeps tryin to climb to da top when I'm not lookin.
DeleteWell that plain sucks Travis..so much for xmas season of giving...yikes ..loves Fozziemum xx
ReplyDeleteYeah, dey should give me bacon everyday to make up for it.
DeleteWHAT NO BACON??????? Bad, bad humans.
ReplyDeleteHave a serene and easy Sunday.
Best wishes Molly
At least dey redeemed demselves today.
Deletewhaaa?!?!? we can't believe you didn't get any bacon, Travis! clearly there was enough for you kittehs. we hope you'll all get extra today! purrs,
ReplyDeletePip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie
Well, da mommas came through today.
DeleteAfter your week of torment having to wear christmas accessories, I can't believe you didn't get your bacon.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it were a TRAVISty.
DeleteOMC NO BACON...we can see the disbelieve in your eyes, lonestarcats and if I had known, I'd brought you some bacon... of grandpa :) Pawkisses :)
ReplyDeleteIt wuz pretty unbelievable.
DeleteOMC Travis, NO bacon? Dat's just pawful. Yous do deserve lots of extwa. And maybe even a whole package all to yous selff fur Christmas.
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Lexi
I deserve a whole case.
DeleteHow awful, and so close to Chrristmas. You poor kitties. I am glad they bought some now in time for Christmas.
ReplyDeleteYeah, no Caturday should be wifout bacon.
DeleteThis was an outrage for sure, they better produce the bacons pronto!
ReplyDeleteDey did today.
DeleteThis is absolutely unacceptable behavior on the part of your peeps. We hope Santa was watching and knows how they let the three of you down. Hope you all got an extra portion today. By the way, you all look precious and Christmasy in your sparkly collars. Ho, ho, ho, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteFanks. I think dey may be back on da nice list after today.
DeleteOMC! We can't believe that. Your humans need to do much better or else they might find a little surprise on their pillow. ;)
ReplyDeleteMOL!
DeleteNO BACON? Oh no.......impossible.....incredible....inexcusable......after all you have been through with posing for photos with all those antlers, hats and fuzzy things wrapped all around you and you didn't get your bacon. It's an OUTRAGE! I hope they're making it up to you......'tis the season for bacon you know!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Sammy
Every season are da season for bacon, MOL!
DeleteWe're all for giving peepe the stink eye for any reason at all! Heee!
ReplyDeleteIt are fun to do!
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