So my momma ABANDONED me last nite for some guy named Billie Joe. I wuz left for hours (or maybe it wuz days) wif NO FOOD. It are a MIRACLE I survived. I mean look at me, I are wastin away.
Crockett wuz so weak from hunger he couldn't even manage a razzberry dis morning.
And Angie?? So weakened from hunger she couldn't even swipe my momma today. It are a sad state of affairs here. And not even morning bacon to make up for it.
OMD...It's a Travis-ty!! We think your Mama should make you shrimpies for dinner!!!
ReplyDeleteSmileys!
Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo
She really should.
DeleteOMD, you all nearly died! Did you see a bright light? We cannot believe your momma was so cruel!!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
I'm tellin ya, I barely survived.
DeleteWhat thee FISHCAKE iss goin on there Travis an Crockett an Angelique???
ReplyDeleteMee has sum bacon here; should bee fly over an make you sum?????
Yur Selfiess were grate even tho' youss' were abandoned an starving!
**nose bumpsss** Siddhartha Henry xxxx
Fanks!
DeleteAt least some bacon would have been nice.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it woulda.
DeleteAbandoned and no bacon??????
ReplyDeleteThat calls for 3AM zoomies in her room ;)
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ
If only she wuzn't up at 3 AM anyways.
DeleteWhat a terrible day you kitties have had - and no bacon?! All because of some guy named Billie Joe? He sounds like some sort of American idiot.
ReplyDeleteNo kiddin. I think dat nimrod deserves a cat dookie going kerplunk in his shoe as a warning not to mess wif us kittehs.
DeleteWe can tell you're all just wasting away from the inside. Bacon will help the woes of starvation. I hear bacon is very fatting. Big hugs.
ReplyDeleteShoko and Kali
Yeah, we needs it. I'm skin and bones here!
DeleteOh no! No bacon?
ReplyDeleteWell, try to have a great weekend anyway...
Noodle and crew
At least we survived.
DeleteWaydaminit...no bacon??? That is SO wrong!
ReplyDeleteNo kidding!
DeleteYou guys should definitely call a lawyer. That HAS to be against the law or something.
ReplyDeleteIt should be!
DeleteYou poor babies! How did you survive?
ReplyDeleteI don't know, we managed somehow.
DeleteFantastic selfies! You should've definitely gotten something to compensate for your human's absence!
ReplyDeleteYeah, we're still waiting.
DeleteHmm, if I were you I'd be billing that Bill Joe peep for loss of food and Bacon, AND cuddle time! Still, for all that deprivation, you have some lovely selfies this week. Purrs, ERin
ReplyDeleteYeah, he should pay up. In bacon.
DeleteYou poor kitties! Want me to report your Momma to the ASPCA??? Just let me know and I'm on it!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Angel Sam and Ted
Yeah, I think ya need too.
DeleteOh no! All that time to be starved. You all look so weak and hungry. It must be bad if Crockett couldn't even manage a razz.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it wuz pretty bad.
DeleteI say you stage a protest! catchatwithcarenandcody
ReplyDeleteWe should!
DeleteYou poor kittehz! We'll zip down from Oklahoma and bring you some bacons. Maybe we'll bring some of our crazy wind, too. Heh-heh.
ReplyDeleteI think we got da wind already.
DeleteI don't know how you survived! Although, you LOOK pretty well!
ReplyDeleteThat's Purrfect
Fanks!
DeleteOMC this sounds horrible...I have to report it and bring you some bacon in a sec. Flavoured Pawkisses for now☺❤
ReplyDeleteSmoochies!
DeleteAbandoned? Starved? NO BACON? MOUSES!!!
ReplyDeleteYeah, it wuz insane!
DeleteWhat on earth were they thinking leaving you to your own devises and starving at that?! How dare they post pictures of you starving waifs...that is abuse...yup, you need to see the ombudsman for resolving this befur it becomes a habit.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it wuz a TRAVISty!
Delete*snort* MOL!
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