Well, today two of da hoomans abandoned us for some place called "Ha-Why-Ee." I guess we'll be ok since my momma and Angelique's momma are still here. Da problem are dat Crockett's mom are da usual bacon-maker - my momma could do it, she are just lazy. So I are tryin to figger out how I are gonna get my weekly (or in my dreams DAILY bacon rashuns). And I came up wif dis . . .
Yowl by Travis Ford
The puppy dogs can bark and howl
But my loudest sound is a yowl
I crank up the volume for mom
Being loud presents not a qualm
I luv to yowl and mew real loud
I'm just very vocal and proud
Gimme dat food is what I'm sayin
Or your eardrums will be payin!
Since Crockett's peeps are outta town, he are probably gonna be hangin out at nite wif me in my room. I'm just tryin to convince momma dat we should lock da pups up - do ya think she'll agree?
I'd try to get da puppies to go stay wif Angelique for some girl time, but yeah, I like not being clawed apart. MOL!
That's a pawsome poem! Hope the peeps have a fun trip :)
ReplyDeleteFanks!
DeleteWe hope your poem will scare your momma into some bacon action! After all, you didn't get to go to Hawaii so when should your routine be messed up??
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Eggsactly!
DeleteThat's a great poem! Hope you all get some bacon and your peeps have a nice vacation.
ReplyDeleteFanks!
DeleteYou better yowl real loud to get some bacon, Travis.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I'm just warmin up for da weekend.
DeletePawsome poem Travis :)
ReplyDeleteWe purr you can find a way to inspire your mum to cook you bacon.
Maybe that yowl just might work ;)
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ
Hopefully!
DeleteGreat poem! Yowl away.
ReplyDeleteFanks!
Deletelove your poem, Travis! we hope your yowls will inspire the bacon cook in your mom :) good luck with that and the Angelique/puppers logistics :)
ReplyDeletepip, smidgen, minnie, hollie, sharpie, ditto, TL
Looks like I'm gonna be stuck wif da pups.
DeleteLet us know if the yowling works and you get your bacon!
ReplyDeleteI will!
DeleteTravis I like to yowl too - does it help? Do you get what you want? I sure don't.....Mom just says "Teddy - Hush" and I think that's unfair! I hope you are able to find someone to take pity on you and provide you with your bacon ration while the others are gallivanting in Ha-Wai-YEEEE!
ReplyDeleteLove, Teddy
I usually get a "shut up Travis" but I like to think it's working.
DeleteOh daily bacon, I is droooooling just finking about it!
ReplyDeleteLoves and licky kisses
Princess Leah xxx
Me too.
DeleteBravo Travis!! Your Y poem makes me YOWL
ReplyDeleteHugs madi your bfff
Fanks!
DeleteSERIOUSLIES? Ha-WAY-ee? That's a'WAYz way, innit? Are you gonna STARVE while they're gone, wifout your bacon and stuffs?
ReplyDeleteWell, dere are still 2 peeps here - I just gotta convince dem to cook me bacon.
DeleteWhat a great poem Travis. Sure hope someone cooks all of you some nice bacon. You all are looking mighty good these days. Have a great week end.
ReplyDeleteFanks!
Deletedood !!!!! yur poemz total lee rockin as all wayz...we still say ya knead ta due a book !!! N call 1 800 bring uz sum bacon with out pizza then a pizza with bacon.....they will dee liver rite ta yur door two !!! ☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeleteNow dat sounds like a plan!
DeleteYou had the best poem I have read in a month! And I can use it too for fuds here! And someone needs to feel badly for you and make plenty of bacon...enough to put away for a snack later in the day. (oh my mouf is watering).
ReplyDeleteI shure hope so.
DeleteTravis you are such a poet! Amarula is all a flutter!
ReplyDeleteAwww, I know I'm doing good if I've got the ladies all a flutter.
DeleteI'm all for locking the dogs out and your getting all the bacon you want.
ReplyDeleteMe too.
DeleteGreat poem Travis. Good luck with da bacon. big hugs
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Raena
Fanks!
DeleteThat's an awesome poem! I say "No Dogs!" Enjoy your quiet time, and I hope you get to savor more bacon no matter what!!!
ReplyDeleteI wish I could get some bacon.
DeleteTravis your poem was epically epic, we loved it!!!
ReplyDeleteBestest purrs
Basil & CO xox
Fanks!
DeleteTravis, your "yowl" sounds a lot like Levon's! We bet yours, like Levon's, is very insistent too ;p
ReplyDeletethe critters in the cottage xo
Yup, I's definitely insistent.
DeleteCool poem!
ReplyDeleteHave a super Sunday...
Noodle and crew
Fanks!
DeleteAdd some paw swipes to your Momma...Pipo gets his way like that...and yup he yowls too. Funny though, dog-guy hardly evfur howls/yowls! He is strange..but he sure knows how to make bark words. Esp this morning when we had an alien in here to fix something.
ReplyDeleteIf you can''t get your Momma to cook real bacon in your den, then beg her to go to a Mickey D's to get it there...she can have the burger and you have the bacon!
I might have to steal some off of Ally's burger tomorrow - she gets bacon burgers a lot. My momma is WEIRD and gets chikken sammiches - I mean, I like chikken too, but BACON.
DeleteYou always write terrific poems, Travis. Sounds as if you'll be bacon deprived, however. So sorry. Any kitty who writes such great poems should get all the bacon he wants. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Angel Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth, Calista Jo and Cooper Murphy
ReplyDeleteI agree!
DeleteTwo of your peeps are in Hawaii, huh? Hmmm... I bet they'll see some nice plumies there. My peeps plumies are... Well... Well they're alive. Barely. Not a bloom in sight. *sighs*
ReplyDeleteYeah, they've apparently seen a ton!
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