So, New Year's Resolushuns . . . not for me. As I said, I'm purrfect. But my momma could use some work. So wif da help of Bowie and Angelique, we came up wif some resolushuns for HER!
Da problem are - she are already breaking em!!
Here they were:
1. Bacon for cats EVERYDAY.
Yup, already broken. We haven't gotten bacon at all this decade.
2. Every meal you eat should include something to share wif da cats.
Again, broken. We didn't get any cheese dip, any of her chicken sammich, any cereal, well, really, we has gotten NUFFIN.
3. Play wif the cats EVERYDAY.
Ok, she's actually done this one.
4. More cat bandanas (and hats for Travis!)
Nope, she hasn't made anything for us yet.
5. More cat paintings. There should be a gallery.
She SAYS she's starting a Bowie painting, but I don't see anything yet.
6. More naps. Wif cats.
Well, Bowie's momma did good on this one. My momma needs to learn to sleep more.
7. No more oohing and aahing over kittens online.
Yeah, she's broken this one too.
That's only one outta seven that she's kept and it's only the third!
We need to come up wif a plan to get her to keep our resolushuns.
Or else . . .
Humans are notoriously lousy at keeping their resolutions, so I'm not surprised yours is doing so badly.
ReplyDeleteShe claims that resolushins I make for her don't count. They're the only ones that count!
DeleteOh, dear...a momma failure?? Um...um...I better go before I get into too much trouble
ReplyDeleteMOL!!
Hope you DO get bacon for the Saturday times:)
Yeah, unfortunately I did set some high goals for her.
DeleteYour momma has not got the New Year off to a good start with your resolutions.
ReplyDeleteMOL...some peeps need a run-up, Travis, Angelique and Bowie😹Pawkisses for a Happy Caturday🐾😽💞
ReplyDeleteI'm pretty sure that resolutions is the human word for nope!
ReplyDeleteOMC no bacon? Not a good start to the decade!!
ReplyDeleteThe Florida Furkids
Resolutions are made to be broken, especially for the humans!
ReplyDeleteThis is an excellent list. I'm impressed that Angie cooperated with you and Bowie. PS: those are some very solid fangs.
ReplyDeleteYou're such smart kitties!
ReplyDeleteThose are all great resolutions. I hope your momma starts trying to keep them.:)
ReplyDeleteGosh - you all have a lot of enforcing to do on those resolushuns for the mamas. There may have to be some biting and unauthorized chewing of clothes or pillows to get the point across!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Teddy
Pawsome list ! Those are great resolutions ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteOh my, you have some real serious resolutions for your Mom there Travis! Good luck with those - MOL!
ReplyDeleteYou guys gotta get your momma in line, Travis!
ReplyDeleteThose look like some sharp toofies!
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