Happy Father's Day!

Happy Father's Day to all da daddies out dere.  Me, I don't really has a dad (momma says Ryan Lochte are kinda busy wif da Olympics and stuffs right now, MOL, she really are a funny one).  But I does have a grandpa (he are Crockett's daddy) and dat are pretty good - he gives out some pawsome ear scritchies and belleh rubs!  So happy Father's Day to him!

He had a pretty good day - my momma made crabby cakes eggs benedict for his brunch (I got some of dat crab last nite) and I heard somefin bout shrimp enchiladas tonite - I are gonna be in da kitchen beggin for shures!

Udder, dan dat, he opened presents (he got lotsa movies and a book).  Den da humans spent some time in da pool (I don't get dat one at all) and dey came in and watched Star Wars: The Force Awakens.  I'm much more interested in when da shrimp cookin are gonna awaken, if ya knows what I means.

Crockett has just a lil razz today, he calls it his "church tongue" and since it are Sunday, it are way more appropriate dan porno tongue.

Angelique are just waitin for tomorrow - somebody are turning 2!!

Happy Internashinul Box Day!

Happy Internashinul Box Day y'all!  We has boxes galore round here cuz of all da kitchen stuff being packed up - most are unpacked, but dere's still some boxes to lounge on.  Angie thinks dis one makes a good spot to watch Burd TV.

Me?  I's checkin out dis Keurig box - no coffee in here.  No bacon either.  In fact, no bacon at all today, which are a TRAVISty, but momma said dat are cuz we's all gonna be eatin REAL good tomorrow for Father's Day.  Just as long as I get some of it.

Crockett are hangin out on top of da Chewy box.  Hey dood, just cuz ya sits on it don't mean ya get everything in there, ya hear??

Hope ya have a pawsome Box Day!

Flower Friday

Hey y'all!  We has got da hots goin on here, it are sposed to get up to 99 today.  Somehow da weather doods always say it are 99 until it are 103.  I eggspect some shenanigans.

We'll all be chillin in da Ay-See, so da hots are not all da interestin to us.  Bring on da bacon, now dat would get my interest!  Ok, we'll settle for Friday night sossidge too.

Anyways, da hots means dat all da high-biskits are bloomin.  I don't get why dey's called high-biskits, I don't see anyone gettin high off em and dey don't look like bread to me.  

I'd rather have nip biskits myself.

Missing Whitley

Hey y'all.  I's been missin my woofie sisfur Whitley.  Whitley wuz "my" dog, we slept in da same bed together.  I used to give her massages by makin biskits on her back (momma woulda LUVED to get a video of it, but it only happened at nite so da lights was off).  Finley has been sleepin wif me and momma most nites (she tends to wake up her daddy, but she doesn't bother my momma).  And I's been gettin more friendly wif her, but it are not quite da same.  Today I got up on da ottoman to nap and I snuggled wif dis hedgey dog toy.  Whitley luved hedgies, dem and hippos wuz her most favorite dog toys (don't ask me why she liked da h-animals, I's not a dog).  Anyways, dis wuzn't Whitley's hedgey since her toys has been put away, but I are pretty shure it still had Whitley drool on it, since like most terrierists, her favorite toy wuz always someone else's (in dis case, Finley's).  Anyways, momma thought it wuz sweet.

Now bout dis Dubble Trubble I's been talkin bout, apparently da mommas is gonna go on a road trip in bout a month to a place called Oh-Hi-Oh and pick up da Dubble Trubble.  So I still has some time to get ready for it.

Angie may not ever be ready, but she are gonna have to just deal.  I mean, we all put up wif her and her fluffy girl ways!  Which included attacking my momma earlier dis week as my momma wuz tryin to give her a treat (sometimes I really wonder if dat gurl has got a brain) and peein on some fabric right in front of da mommas (again, I wonder bout da brain thing).  Your birfday are comin up Angie, ya might try behavin if ya wants presents.

I think dat are Crockett's opinion of Dubble Trubble.  Da mommas has pretty much decided on da names, dey didn't take my suh-jest-un of Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum.  Guess I are just gonna have to call em dat myself.  And I thought my momma liked Alice in Wonderland!

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Sunday Selfies

Well, da roomers bout da coming Dubble Trubble keep on coming, I are not shure how I feels about it.  I's been ok wif pups, but training two puppies???

I fink I are gonna need some inspirayshun.

I bet dis big guy would know what to do.  I's gonna have to listen to my inner cougar I thinks.

Ya gots any advice big guy???

Yup, it's like lookin in a mirror.

I think Angie are ignoring da dubble trouble roomers for now.

And here's a bit of silliness from Crockett to cheer everybody up on such a sad day (we's talkin bout da terrorist attack at da nightclub in Orlando - so very sad).

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