Happy Meowloween! As you can tell, I got a lil bit of freedom today in order to take my Halloween photos. Momma had considered incorporating my Cone of Shame into a costume and making me be a Meow-tini, but she decided to lemme be a vampire kitty instead. Just call me Count Catula. And I got out of the pen to pose on the table!
Saturday, October 31, 2020
Happy Meowloween! (Day 4 of Captivity)
Friday, October 30, 2020
Day 3 of Captivity
Day 3 of Captivity. A quiet day for me, spent enjoying nip and buprenorphine. I guess I am a true Planonian now since I are on da opioids. I am being super sweet and enjoying a lot of head rubs from my momma. And oh yeah, modelin my Meowloween Calvin collar. Fashion stops for no bladder surgery.
Angelique spent da day getting high off of nip and meowing. She still hasn't come to see me. Doesn't my sister like me anymore? I need her to help break me out since for some reason Bowie can't figger it out.
Maybe it's becuz he are too busy modeling Calvin collars too.
Thursday, October 29, 2020
National Cat Day (Day 2 of My Captivity)
So today is National Cat Day. You'd think I would be freed on a day that is supposed to be all about me, but no. The day started in my makeshift prison of 2 dog crates wired together. And I started the day just like I spent yesterday, pouting while sitting in the litter box. At least I got to spend some time hanging wif momma in da bathroom - she says we have to go in there to hang since she's pretty shure she can make shure I don't
jump have any fun in there.
Bowie got to spend National Cat Day free. Free to come stare at me in my jail cell, free to sit on the table and the Halloween placemat . . .
I guess Angelique got out of bed for National Cat Day. I don't know since she didn't come see me.
Wednesday, October 28, 2020
Home, But Locked Up!
Well, I'm back. I had to be cut open - momma says I had stones in my bladder. Well, I don't know how they got in there since I didn't eat any stones, but they are gone now. And ya would think I would get to be free now, but now. I are locked up - in some kind of dog crate nightmare! I am not a dog. Momma says my puppy play pen are on the way and hopefully I'll like that better. WHAT? I'm not a puppy! I'm a cat and I want to go sleep in my basket on top of momma's trunk. But she says I can't jump for a whole MONTH and that I just gotta get over it. Get over it? I had my legs shaved, my belly shaved and cut into, I gotta wear dis dumb plastic satellite dish on my head, and I are stuck in a dog crate. It are just RIDICULOUS. And I even wuz nice to the vets, I made em all fall in love wif me. Seriously, they were telling momma what a good cat I wuz and how I wuz just wonderful and a lot better than the other cat at the surgery center. Momma says I'm not quite worth my weight in gold, but apparently I am worth two to three times my weight in silver. Yeah, she thinks she's a comedian. But seriously, you'd think good behavior would earn me freedom, but no.
Tuesday, October 27, 2020
Travis Had Surgery
Hello dahlings. Well, Bowie has been doing admirably well with the blog, well, for a mancat, but today I am taking charge. As I should, since divas should be in charge. Today Travis had an ultrasound of his bladder - apparently he had stones in there.
Monday, October 26, 2020
Soo, uhh, me, Bowie, are havin to take over da blog again. Cuz my big brofur are at da emergency vet again. He had a really good day yesterday, but today wuz not a good day. Da mommas noticed he wuz havin some problems straining again. So da mommas took him to da vet. Just da regular vet dis time. She said she thought he wuz blocked and needed to go to da emergency vet. So off he went. Again.
They got him unblocked. But his bloodwork wuz not good - his glucose wuz high and his kidney values were off. And we don't know why he reblocked. Da mommas has been giving him da urinary food and even putting extra liquid in it to make shure he wuz drinking. Our regular vet seemed to think he needed an ultrasound - she are worried he might have bladder cancer or something that are causing this. And both da emergency vet and our regular vet menshuned a perineal urethrostomy. Which momma are callin da Caitlyn Jenner speshul, but don't worry, Travis are not gonna be changin his name to Caitlyn.
Tonite da mommas went to see Travis at da emergency vet - dey actually let em in which wuz nice. But dat makes momma worried too - she hopes they were just being nice and letting em in and not letting em becuz Travis are that sick.
But for tonite Travis are ok. He are resting at da emergency vet. We all just want him home and feeling better. I are keeping his bed warm for him though.
Sunday, October 25, 2020
Ok, so enuf of dis nonsense of Bowie and Angelique takin over my blog. Yeah, I had a blockage and I had to go stay at da emergency vet. Which I do not recommend. Ya don't even wanna know what they put up where. YIKES! Anyways, I are glad dat are over and I are home. I has finally stopped peein everywhere (hey, you try getting pumped full of water and see if ya can control your bladder) and I are just getting to hang in my room. It beats havin to hang in da bathroom, which is where I had to be yesterday since uhh, all da peein.
Saturday, October 24, 2020
Travis Are Back Home!
Thursday, October 22, 2020
Angelique here - Well, this is not the post that Travis' momma had planned to write today. She had planned on us showing off our new martini bandanas and making some kinda joke about how maybe we could wear them when the new James Bond movie came out in 2029. But, today 2020 kept 2020ing and Travis is staying at the emergency vet - he had a urinary blockage.
Yeah Angelique, it stinks. My big brofur had been hanging out in da litter box a lil bit more dan normal, but da mommas didn't really know he had a real problem until today when Travis' momma wuz exorcisin and Travis attempted some innappropirate peein in front of her. And he NEVER does that. He also seemed like he wuz in pain when he wuz picked up - he even hissed my momma and he never duz dat. They made him a vet appointment for tomorrow but after talking to the vet again when he seemed to be in pain, they decided to take him to da emergency vet since he'd hafta go there anyways if he wuz actually blocked.
Wednesday, October 21, 2020
Tuesday, October 20, 2020
Today we're joining Ducky in remembering his brother Derby by celebrating TockTober!
I got round tocks and I cannot lie.
Bowie got in da TockTober spirit too.
Angelique decided to show off her demure lady-like side.
Monday, October 19, 2020
Mewsic (or is it BOOsic) Monday
Da momma has a Halloween playlist she has been listening too wif over 200 songs on it MOL. We told her she had to only pick a few, but Kinley will have some more if ya just can't stop getting your spooky on.
Sunday, October 18, 2020
It's Sunday so it's selfie time. It wuz also BBQ chikken time, so I got a lil bit of that.
Not enuf. We'd happily each take a quarter of da chikken.