Catmas Eve

'Twas the night before Catmas, when all through the house

The kitties were dreaming, of catching a mouse

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care

In hopes dat Mister Santa soon would be there

 

The kitties were nestled all snug in their beds

While vishuns of nippy toys danced in their heads

And I way under the tree, and Crocky in a lap

Had just settled down for a long winter's nap

When out on the front porch, da post office dude dropped off a mysterious package!

OMC, what are Snitchy McTwinkle Farts, errr, I mean Aubrey McTwinkle up to now??

OMC, Santa sent reinforcements!

Dis new pest are Elwood O'Jingle - apparently two years of passing out on nog meant Santa couldn't trust McTwinkle to make his report tonite, so he sent backup!

I are already kissing up to da new guy.

It are not OUR fault elf dudes - blame da dogs! After all, we nefur had any shelf elf situayshuns before a certain couple puppies appeared. 

Kinley and Brinley got us into dis mess and dey can get us out! Besides, dey are da bad ones, not us Angel Kittehs.

A meowy Christmas from our family to yours!

Sunday Selfies

Well, we definitely deserve to be on da Nice List - we didn't once jump on da table in da middle of where da mommas wuz decoratin da cookies.

Even if we did think bout it.

Are ya payin attenshun Santa Paws??? Luckily, only one more day of bein good left!

Pre-Christmas Caturday

Santa better get here quick!

Dis whole being "good" stuff are for da burds!

Ackshually, da three of us are pretty good - no one breaks ornaments or tries to climb da tree (if ya saw da pics of our tree, ya know dat dere are not any room for a kitty to climb!)

But still. I guess Crockett decided it never hurts to kiss up to dat Snitchy McTwinkle Farts.

I'm warning him once again - snitches get stitches. And really, trying to steal da sick dog's chikken and rice are not "BAD" behavior.

Looks like Angelique are givin him a lil preview of what might happen if Santa Paws don't deliver.

Even if she does look innocent here. 

I got to wear da cutest pin today - momma got it when she bought her new Mischievous Kittens ornament dis year. It looks like da three of us. 

But we don't gotta wait for Santa for all our presents. My great uncle Richard and great aunt Carmen (and yeah, dey really are great) sent ME a Catmas ham!

Whaddya mean dat ham are for HUMANS and not me??? I don't believe ya momma!

Santa Paws is Comin To Town!

Ho ho ho kittehs - I are thinkin I kinda like dis Santa Paws get up.

And considering da momma has not been bloodied once, we is thinkin we belong on da nice list. Da VERY nice list.

Even if Aubrey McTwinkle Farts has been threatening us. We figgered - if he can threaten us, we can blackmail him. So we decided to capshure some of his evil elf behavior.

Stealin Christmas cookies.

And what da MEOW? Dis are just WRONG!

And dis guy needs to stop worry bout telling Santa Paws on us and start worryin bout checkin into rehab.

And now da mommas is gonna hafta to go to da liquor store tomorrow!

Wordless Wednesday

 

Purina Beyond Wild Prey-Inspired Canned Cat Food from Chewy

Well, da mommas has been doing tons of Catmas baking. And it all smells so tasty - we just wish they would share more, da smells are makin me HUNGRY! Luckily, Chewy sent us some tasty food to review.

We got to try Purina Beyond Wild Prey-Inspired Canned Cat Food.

We got a case of 12 3-oz cans of da turkey, liver, and quail recipe.

Looks like we got some Catmas turkey - EARLY!

Da Purina Beyond Wild Prey-Inspired Canned Cat Food are a grain-free pâté style food dat are made in da USA wif no corn, wheat, soy, poultry by-product meal, or artifishul colors, flavors, or preservatives.

Turkey, chicken, liver, turkey broth, quail, chicken liver, carrots, egg product, and chicken hearts are the top ingredients. Dis prey-inspired meal has a high-protein content to help maintain lean strong muscles and contains nutrient-rich organ meat. Dere's 99 calories per can.

I couldn't wait to try da Purina Beyond Wild Prey-Inspired Canned Cat Food!

And dis prey-inspired food wuz delishus!

Santa, or well, Chewy brought da burd to us early!

We is givin da Purina Beyond Wild Prey-Inspired Canned Cat Food 12 paws up and 3 happy kitty purrs. Dis food wuz yummy! As always, Chewy gets 12 paws up and 3 purrs for fast shippin and pawsome customer service - fanks for lettin us try dis yummy food!

Disclaimer: As a #ChewyInfluencer, we wuz provided the food for free for an honest review, but wuz not paid for our opinion.  Who needs money when ya gets turkey, quail, and liver?

Monday SELFies

Yeah, I knows, we is runnin a lil late on da selfies dis week.

But see, da three of us has an isshue.

 

An ELF isshue.

It are dis guy. His name are Aubrey McTwinkle and he has been tormenting us for da last two Catmases and he are back.

I don't think it are a coin-da-dents dis guy showed up when da terrierable puppies Kinley and Brinley did.

But he torments us all.

We's teemed up wif da dogs da last two years to get dat tattletale elf drunk so he couldn't make his report.

We don't know if we'll be able to thwart him again - he says he has spent da last year buildin up his tolerance. 

So we's warnin him - snitches get stitches.

And dese kittens has claws.