Elves on the Naughty List

So we has some naughty elves living here. And no, I'm not talking about Bonham - dat lil guy are too sweet to be on da naughty list.

I'm not even talking about Bowie who, well, has a habit of knocking over most everything he can. Let's just say he's into minimalist decorating and he are living in a maximalist house. MOL. And no, I'm not talking about Angelique and what she did to my momma's bath mat.

I'm talking about those pesky shelf elves, Aubrey McTwinkle and Elwood O'Jingle. Some cats woulda buried these guys in da litter box years ago, but we worked out a deal wif em. The dogs try to take credit, but I was the mastermind behind our Christmas code of Omertà here. Dem elves give us a good report to da Santa Paws and we keep quiet about dere shenanigans.

Like present peeking. And we know they were looking just to see if it was anything THEY wanted.

So that's how them cookies are disappearing so fast.

Well, I guess that's ONE way to make shure nobody else wants to eat dat cookie.

Aubrey got caught trying to peek something else at Barbie's Christmas party. She said no upskirts and called Ken to come beat him up . . . 

So Aubrey and Elwood decided to pay for their pleasure instead.

Guess they are into brunettes dis year. But da shelf elves didn't stop their partyin there.

Aubrey seems to go for powder.

Guess Elwood prefers rock.

Of course da momma's liquor cabinet got raided.

We found em like this multiple mornings - all dat partyin can wear an elf out I guess.

So yeah, they might be naughty elves, but since we got da evidence, Santa is gonna hear about four very good kitties. MOL, those elves are not too bad I guess. 

Catmas Eve

 

'Twas the afternoon before Christmas and all through the house, not a creature wuz stirring, oh wait pretty much everyone are stirring. Well, not ACKSHUALLY stirring, but doing stuff kinda stirring. In fact, I think us cats are probably stirring the least. Probably cuz cat food don't need to be stirred.

Ok, apparently Angelique are not impressed wif my jokes. Geez, everyone's a critic. Let's look at some Christmas decorations instead - dis are our living room.

All ready for Santa to come visit! Hope he packs his shorts since Christmas Day are sposed to be in da 80s!

Well, we found out what wuz going on wif Bowie and da elves. Since he has been so naughty this year, he decided he wuz gonna help da elves be naughty too so they won't tell Santa on him! 

Hope they didn't drink it all, da mommas are gonna want some of that for nog.

Now we know where da Christmas cookies went.

He even got em dates?? OMC!

Snorting powdered sugar?? OMC, those elves know no bounds!

Meowy Catmas everyone!

Sunday SELFies

Yeah, those stinky elves, Aubrey McTwinkle and Elwood O'Jingle are back. Ya might remember - they get up to all kindsa naughtiness!

So we've worked out a deal wif em - they don't tell on us, we don't tell on them, everyone gets presents and no elves get fired.

And BELIEVE me, Bowie are one happy kitty we has dis arrangement since he keeps attempting to dive bomb under da tree and swat ornaments. Good thing Santa won't know. 

 

Catmas Eve!

It's Catmas, errr, Christmas Eve!

And we can't wait for Santa Paws to come tonite. 

This being good stuff are so tuff. Speshully when there is a giant tree wif twinkling lights to climb underneath.

I spent last night curled up by da tree while da mommas watched Christmas movies.

Then I moved to my bed. As ya can tell, I are right at home wif da Christmas stuffies.

I had to share wif da dog. If dat duzn't get me on Santa's good side, I don't know what will.   

I've got some more pics of our Christmas decorations today.

Our tree are jam-packed!

It's hard not to play wif those ornaments.

And the presents, MOL.

Grandma's reindeer colleckshun.

Her mini tree.

And polar bears.

All available surfaces are decorated.

To da max!

The Jim Shore coastal Santas.

And our fireplace.

There's even more on top of da bookshelf!

Da kitchen gets decorated too. Ya know what would look on dat table??? BACON!

Well, earlier this month, I menshuned that those pesky elves, Aubrey McTwinkle and Elwood O'Jingle showed up to spy on us. But since they are such naughty elves, we worked out a lil agreement - what happens in Plano stays in Plano and nobody snitches. 

And those elves were naughty! Stealing candy!

And cookies!

Dat are just wrong.

Aubrey, dude, there's a 12-step program for dat.

They raided da liquor cabinet too.

And they broke da COVID rules wif maskless partyin! I don't think she's into it guys, ain't ya heard of #MeToo at da North Pole?

A menage a elf.

This are just all kinds wrong.

They even hoarded da TP!

Ok, TPing da dog's crate are kinda funny.

But my box?? RUDE!

They even stole da Clorox wipes! Do ya have any idea how rare those are??

We told those rascally elves dat dey better say we wuz good, or else we wuz gonna send dese photos to Santa.

Those elves really aren't so bad when ya have got blackmail on em.

Meowy Christmas from our house to yours!