Elves on the Naughty List

So we has some naughty elves living here. And no, I'm not talking about Bonham - dat lil guy are too sweet to be on da naughty list.

I'm not even talking about Bowie who, well, has a habit of knocking over most everything he can. Let's just say he's into minimalist decorating and he are living in a maximalist house. MOL. And no, I'm not talking about Angelique and what she did to my momma's bath mat.

I'm talking about those pesky shelf elves, Aubrey McTwinkle and Elwood O'Jingle. Some cats woulda buried these guys in da litter box years ago, but we worked out a deal wif em. The dogs try to take credit, but I was the mastermind behind our Christmas code of Omertà here. Dem elves give us a good report to da Santa Paws and we keep quiet about dere shenanigans.

Like present peeking. And we know they were looking just to see if it was anything THEY wanted.

So that's how them cookies are disappearing so fast.

Well, I guess that's ONE way to make shure nobody else wants to eat dat cookie.

Aubrey got caught trying to peek something else at Barbie's Christmas party. She said no upskirts and called Ken to come beat him up . . . 

So Aubrey and Elwood decided to pay for their pleasure instead.

Guess they are into brunettes dis year. But da shelf elves didn't stop their partyin there.

Aubrey seems to go for powder.

Guess Elwood prefers rock.

Of course da momma's liquor cabinet got raided.

We found em like this multiple mornings - all dat partyin can wear an elf out I guess.

So yeah, they might be naughty elves, but since we got da evidence, Santa is gonna hear about four very good kitties. MOL, those elves are not too bad I guess. 

If She Can't Find a Reindeer

 

She'll make one (or three) instead. I ackshually liked wearing the antlers and sat there wif em on when momma wuz done taking pictures.

Bowie made a scared looking reindeer.

I think he wuz happy to have it off his head.

And Angelique hissed my momma for putting antlers on her!

But since there wuz no bloodletting, I think we all belong on da nice list. MOL.

If She Can't Find a Reindeer . . .

 

So I guess da momma has been watchin too many Christmas movies and decided to make her own team of reindeer this morning. I actually liked wearing the antlers and just kept sitting there very chilled wearing them. 

Angelique and Bowie tolerated it. Well, there were cat treats as a reward.

If this duzn't land us a spot on da "nice" list, I dunno what will.

Wordless Wednesday

If She Can't Find a Reindeer . . .

She'll make one instead?? Dis are what happens when momma watches Da Grinch I guess. 

As ya can tell, Crockett and Angelique were super thrilled about da antlers. I ackshually liked wearin em and got meow when momma took em off. But I are a strange dood like dat.

And I know I teased y'all about da funny thing my momma decorated for Christmas. Well, she made a video of her room (photos just don't do it justice). Watch till the end to see what I are talkin bout.

Antlers

Antlers, by the Lone Star Cats

"All I need is a reindeer . . . " My momma looked around.

But since reindeer are scarce, there was none to be found.

Did that stop my momma?  No!  My momma simply said,

"If I can't find a reindeer, I'll make one instead!"

So she grabbed her cats.  At least she skipped the thread,

Otherwise we would have guaranteed that she bled!

Wif apolojeez to Theodor Seuss Geisel, dat are our poetical attempt for today.  We missed out on da first round of poems, but we wanted to make shure to hop in dis time.  As ya can see, it wuz inspired by real life events.

Confesshun time:  I, Travis, actually liked wearin da antlers.  Crockett and Angelique, not so much.  But what can ya say, I really get into dis Christmas thing.