Hey y'all! It's been a busy couple of days for me - I had to go to da vet yesterday. See, I'd been upchuckin and havin da Montezuma's Revenge. It had been goin on for a couple days and da peeps got worried since they knew I had been messin wif dose ribbons. So off I went to da vetman.
He rubbed my belly and said he didn't feel anything, but he kept me dere to take some x rays and give me some fluids and vitamins and stuff. Purrsonally, I fink he just wanted to hang out wif me. Cuz he has talked bout how much he likes me, and let's face it, who wouldn't want to hang out wif me? Even da vet techs all luv me, even da ones who are "dog people" - I are turnin dem into kitty people! Dey all wants to pet me and luv on me, it are not too tuff havin to be there.
Anyways, he gave me some yucky medicines and told momma to only feed me small amounts at a time. What are dis? I thought we wuz pals???
So I were not in a real good mood dis mornin. I were missin my ribbons. I wanted to chew dem. So I saw dis interestin thing - it were dis sticky plastic thing, I fink it were called a lint roller. Anyways, I tried chewin it, but dat sticky stuff got stuck to my tongue! I couldn't get it off, da whole lint roller were hangin off my tongue. Maurice and my momma were laffin at me - eventually it fell off and I ran away - dat were so embarrassing!
