Ok, y'all, I got a hilarious and gross story to tell. So if you are da sensitive type, ya's been warned ok??
Still wif me? Good!
Ok, dis mornin, I were givin myself a bath while I were on my cat tree. And da humans noticed dis lil green thing on my butt. Well, my momma came closer and it were not on my butt, but comin outta it instead.
I'd been tryin to eat Easter grass and throwin it up. Da humans got rid of all da Easter grass and used Easter fluff dis year instead. Well, dey thought they got rid of it all, but I guess I found a piece, and it made it through, as ya might say. Well, momma were pretty grossed out. Grandma told her to pull it out.
Well, she pulled and I let out a lil "meow" - I mean, dat felt kinda funny. And she pulled and she pulled. It came out pretty easy and just slid out. It were not a short piece of Easter grass, MOL! And when it came out, it were stinky and dirty. MOL MOL! I don't think momma will ever look at Easter grass the same way!!