Friday, February 22, 2019

Friday Fill-Ins


Happy Friday! We scored tonite and got some tasty boiled chikken. YUMMMM. 


So, as far as da noms go, da weekend are startin off on da right paw. Now we just need some sunshine so we can sunbathe! Momma says she'd like da same, and are sick of it being so gray. Angelique didn't appresheate dat and informed us all dere are NUFFIN wrong wif being gray. Well, maybe for kitties . . . 


Ok, now for my Friday Fill-Ins . . . 

1. I believe IN THE POWER OF BACON.


2. I need to go Marie Kondo on my NUFFIN. ALL MY TOYS SPARK JOY AND MOMMA FEELS DA SAME WAY ABOUT HER STUFF. MINIMALISM ARE NOT HER DEAL. SHE ARE MORE A 7 RINGS GIRL - "I SEE IT, I LIKE IT, I WANT IT, I GOT IT" AND I ARE DA SAME WAY.



 3. It does no good to BE SHY AND TIMID. BACON GOES TO DA BOLD. FAINT HEART NEVER WON FAIR DINNER. YA KNOW HOW IT GOES.

4. I find to BEING REALLY REALLY RIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING be a walk in the park. SOME OF US IS JUST NATURALS.



Happy Friday!


Thursday, February 21, 2019

Thoroughly Poetical Thursday


Happy Purrsday pals!


Hmmm, it looks like Crockett wuzn't a fan of da thunderstorms dis morning. Or maybe it wuz crazy Kinley jumpin at him he wuzn't a fan of.


But even wif da nutty dog barking, I still has today's poem ready for ya. Here are dis weeks pickshure from Teddy and Angel Sammy and here are my poem.


Spring are almost here dey say
Maybe we'll get sun back one day
Da daffies are all a-bloom
But da sky are filled wif gloom
I just want naps in the sun
I want winter to be done

Wednesday, February 20, 2019

Nashinul Luv Your Pet Day


WHAT? Everyday are not Nashinul Luv Your Pet Day???


I are thinking dis day calls for bacon. Or at least extra treats.


It's really da bare minimum momma.

Tuesday, February 19, 2019

Weruva Cats in the Kitchen Goldie Lox and the Three Fares Variety Pack Canned Cat Food from Chewy!


We are three lucky kittehs today - becuz we get to do a Chewy review!




Cats in da Kitchen? Sounds like us! We got a case of 24 6-oz cans to try. Da Weruva Cats in the Kitchen Goldie Lox and the Three Fares Variety Pack has 4 different flavors - Chicken Frick 'a Zee (chicken recipe au jus), Funk in the Trunk (chicken recipe in pumpkin consommé), The Double Dip (chicken and beef recipe au jus), and Goldie Lox (chicken and salmon recipe au jus).


Da Weruva Cats in the Kitchen Goldie Lox and the Three Fares Variety Pack Canned Cat Food is grain-free, gluten-free, and has no GMO ingredients, MSG, or carrageenan. are made in da USA and duz not have any artifishul colors, flavors, or preservatives. Depending on da variety, there's anywhere from 95 to 147 calories per can.


We got to try out da Chicken Frick 'a Zee flavor furst - ya can see da real chunks of meat in da broth!


Angelique liked dis food so much she even let momma snap a pic of her eating!


Crockett wuz also a fan.


And me?? I luved it! Dis cat LUVS being in da kitchen and even better are getting to eat da tasty Weruva Cats in the Kitchen Goldie Lox and the Three Fares food!


We is givin da Weruva Cats in the Kitchen Goldie Lox and the Three Fares Variety Pack Canned Cat Food 12 paws up and 3 happy kitty purrs. Dis food wuz yummy! And Chewy gets 12 paws up and 3 purrs for fast shippin and pawsome customer service - fanks for lettin us try dis yummy food!


Disclaimer: As a #ChewyInfluencer, we wuz provided the Weruva Cats in the Kitchen Goldie Lox and the Three Fares Variety Pack Canned Cat Food for free for an honest review, but wuz not paid for our opinion. But I are always open to taking bribes, MOL!

Monday, February 18, 2019

Mewsic Monday


It's Monday - it's a cold gray day - why do we wanna get outta bed?


Oh yeah, food. Dat are why. Just as long as we can go back to bed right after.


Oh wait, it are also Mewsic Monday. And da theme are - Nashinul Battery Day! MOL, we knew it wuz Prezident's Day today, but not Nashinul Battery Day. Bur furst, speaking of Prezident's Day - I think what we need is a Prezident wif a CAT to advise HER (or him, MOL). It has been way too long since we had a Furst Cat. But I are digressin - da point are dat it are also Battery Day and dat the theme of today's Mewsic Monday are Battery Day wif da keywords being "battery," "charge," "alarm," and "smoke."  So here goes . . . 

Beyoncé "Ring the Alarm"  (even if I duz prefur Kitty Kat from the same album and think it deserved a full music video)
  

Kacey Musgaves "Blowin' Smoke" (da momma luvs Kacey).


Well, apparently, it wuz also Ladies' Night as well as President's Day and Battery Day. Not dat I are complaining, what mancat duzn't luv him some gorgeous girls. 😉😉 For some more mewsic, head on over to Kinley's blog - she's got a couple more songs for ya.


Sunday, February 17, 2019

Sunday Selfies


Happy Sunday pals!


We had a good weekend.


Bacon, headrubs, cheek scritches . . . 


Yeah, we got it ALL.


What more could ya ask for?


Besides more bacon dat is.


Friday, February 15, 2019

Friday Fill-Ins


Happy Fryday! Well, we didn't get any Valentine's bacon (and we heard Angelique's momma had bacon-wrapped shrimp, OMC!), but we is holding out hope for tomorrow. 


Today we spent da morning enjoying some sunshine. It are sposed to be gone again for a few centuries or weeks or somefin, so it wuz important to get our sunpuddle time today.


Oh, and we also has our Friday Fill-Ins today. Here goes . . .

1. If it wasn't for BACON, I WOULDN'T GET MY CATURDAY MORNING BLISS ON.
2. MISTERS before SISTERS. SORRY ANGELIQUE, KINLEY, BRINLEY, AND FINLEY, BUT CROCKETT ARE MY NUMBER ONE. And dere wuz a slightly ruder vershun of dat I wanted to write, but da momma are a feminist and said no way José and just becuz I has orange fur doesn't mean I can act like a certain Cheeto-in-Chief. Yummm, cheetos . . .
3. YOWLING AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS is my preferred method of communication.
4. You can't buy A CAT'S PURR. YA CAN TRY WIF BACON, NIP TOYS, WHATEFUR, BUT EVERYCAT KNOWS WE DECIDE WHETHER YA IS PURR-WORTHY.

Thursday, February 14, 2019

Happy Valentine's Day!


Happy Valentine's Day to all my lovely ladycats out there. You girls are da cat's meow (and for me, dat means it are a LOUD meow) and I hope ya has da purrfect Valentine's!


And my BFF and wingman Crockett are here to wish y'all a meowvelous Valentine's as well. And fellas, our lil sister are telling all of y'all to have a very happy Valentine's too!


Now, it are also purrsday, which means it are time for my poetry. But since it are Valentine's, I are doing somefin a lil different today - instead of da picture-inspired poetry, I are sharin a very speshul luv letter I wrote for my friend Valentine's Love Lettter contest. Don't get too jealous ladies, I luv you, but a man has priorities. WINK!


Dear Bacon,
How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.
I love your aroma, the way you smell.
The kitchen develops a porcine haze,
It makes me meow for more, even yell. 
Your texture I love, it is divine.
Crispy and chewy, you have it all.
I simply cannot wait to make you mine,
If you vanished from my life, I would bawl. 
I do not want to become too sappy
I truly love you with all of my heart
When I taste you, I am sure happy
I can't get enough, I want every part. 
When mom cooks you, bacon, there is no waste.
I eat each morsel, I love every taste.
Hungrily Yours,

Travis

Tuesday, February 12, 2019

Tabby Tuesday


Happy Tabby Tuesday!


Or Two-Tone Tuesday is ya is Angelique. Gotta make shure we don't meet wif her claws - we don't wanna be wearing scratch marks for Valentine's. And I guess we should be nice to girls around Valentine's - even if she are our sister.


Let's just hope all dis niceness pays off wif some Valentine's treats.


My momma SHOULD gimme somefin for Valentine's since I are da only man in her life, MOL MOL!


Well, ok, me and Crockett. And I guess dere are some udder guys in her life, but we are definitely da BEST.


Angelique says dat probably has to do more wif da men around here's vices (and pawliticks), rather dan our virtues, but whatefur. I'm just hopin for some Valentine's bacon.