Happy Friday y'all! We wuz hangin out in da kitchen dis morning - hopin for somefin good. Too bad da mommas ate see-ree-al. Don't dey realize it are deadly? I mean, we's all heard bout see-ree-al killers right???
Bacon, on da udder paw, now, bacon are a good idea . . .
Angelique told me they wouldn't buy it. But it never hurts to try. Now I are gonna try da Friday Fill-Ins.
1. The best teacher I ever had was ANGEL MAURICE. He taught me how to be a sweet mancat. Maybe he didn't want quite as much of my kitten luvin as I wanted to give him, but he did give me some good pointers about nip toys (he luved da giant nip mouse and da dynamite stick) and belly rubs.
2. The worst teacher I ever has was MOMMA. She has some CRAZY ideas - like not meowin while she is feeding me. Which is why I ignore her.
3. I recently learned how to TOLERATE KINLEY ENUF TO SLEEP ON THE BED AGAIN. I liked it better when she wuz in the crate though. "LOCK HER UP!"
4. I think everyone should know how to GIVE ME BACON. Obviously.