Thursday, March 30, 2017

Thoroughly Poetical Thursday

Hey y'all!  Da sun has been out, so we has all been enjoyin some sunpuddles round here.  Nuffin like spring sunpuddles to make for happy kittehs.  Well, dere are anudder thing dat makes us even happier.  And it are da subject of dis week's poem.

"Pork" by Travis Ford

Drop da knife and forget da fork
Just gimme some of dat pork
It don't matter which you're makin
I like ham, sossidge, and bacon
Now it's time to pull out da bibs
Cuz I smell some baby back ribs
Ya know what else I think are tops?
Da taste of delishus pork chops
Remember to please share da ham
A pork-lovin' cat I am!
I don't want any cash or coin
But would I love a tenderloin
It's fine if you're a Kosher Jew
Cuz I well eat da pork for you!

Dat poem made me all hungry.

Tuesday, March 28, 2017

Tongue Out Tuesday

Well, Crockett knows how to do Tongue Out Tuesday.  Course, wif him it are Tongue Out Most Days, but since today are Tuesday, we figgered it worked.

I kept my tongue in.  I'm savin it for pickin up some tasty treats, I don't need it to get all dried out.

Fanks for da purrs for Angelique.  She's been fine since da vet visit - no more stress sea-shures or anything.  Back to her tipikal Angelique Attitude.

Sunday, March 26, 2017

Sunday Selfies

Hey y'all!  We's been havin a pretty good weekend - we got our baconatin yesterday and we has all been enjoyin Crockett's new nip pad.

Nuffin like bacon and gettin high!

My momma's cold has finally gone away - but she is still gettin dizzy cuz she had fluid in her ears.  I told her da best way to cure dizziness wuz to gimme eggstra bacon, but I don't think she bought it.  Hope y'all are havin a good weekend!

Thursday, March 23, 2017

Thoroughly Poetical Thursday

Hey y'all!  Well, it's Thursday and I'm back wif anudder one of my poems.  Da letter of da week are "O" and I knew right away what I wanted to write about.

Orange by Travis Ford

Orange are for shure my most favorite hue
It looks good on me and Crockett too
The very best things the world has seen
Are the color of a tangerine
Da color orange always makes da grade
Crockett's momma's Mustang are dat shade
So is da sun, fire, and doritos
And best of all are orange kitty toes
Mandarin is best, dat's my belief
But not for da commander in chief!

And here's Miss Angie, even though she's not orange.  Her vet visit yesterday went ok, except for at da end when she freaked out and had one of her stress see-shures.  She's ok now.  And dey got my bloodwork back - all good!

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

Iams ProActive Health Hairball Care Salmon Treats from Chewy!

Hi y'all!  It's kinda of a dubble score week for us - yesterday wuz Crockett's birfday and today we gets to do our Chewy review.  Dis month Chewy sent us a package of Iams ProActive Health Hairball Care treats in salmon to review.

We couldn't wait to try em.

Angelique thinks dese Iams ProActive Health Hairball Care treats will help her wif her hairballs.  I don't care if ya get more hairballs dan da rest of us, ya still aren't gettin all da treats Angie.

Dese crunchy treats have a soft center and are loaded with essenshul vitamins and minerals.

Dey shure look yummy . . . 

Let's get to eatin!

Angelique wuz so happy to get these dat she headbonked my momma!  A big improvement over da scratchin and bitin of last week.

I liked em - and look - y'all can even see a rare glimpse of MY tongue.

And Crockett luved em too!

We's givin da Iams ProActive Health Hairball Care treats 12 paws up and happy kitty purrs!  We's definitely thankful Chewy sent us so much!  And Chewy gets eggstra purrs too for da fast shippin - fanks for lettin us try dese tasty treats!

Disclaimer: As part of the Chewy Blogger Program, we wuz provided the treats for free for an honest review, but wuz not paid for our opinion.  Who needs payment when ya gots all dese treats?  Are I right or are I right??

Monday, March 20, 2017

Happy Birthday Crockett!

Happy birthday Crockett!  Can ya believe dat my lil orange dude BFF are three today?  Happy birthday!

In some not such fun news, I had to go to see da Vet Vampires today.  Nuffin wuz wrong, jut da annual bloodstealing.  I wuz a good boy (as always) and didn't bite and scratch anyone.  And I'm a good weight.

Angie has to go on Wednesday.

Looks like Crockett got some good loot - Greenies, a catnip mat, four new toys, and a bandana.

Hey dude, wanna share wif your brofur?

Fanks for da birthday card Madi!

Sunday, March 19, 2017

Sunday Selfies

Happy Sunday y'all!

We got our bacon yesterday, so all are right wif da world.

Tomorrow are a speshul day round here - can y'all guess what it is??

Friday, March 17, 2017

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Kiss me, I'm Irish!

Happy St. Patrick's Day!

Angie is still bein cranky, I wouldn't advise anybody try to kiss her.  Unless dey wants dere face redecorayted.

Thursday, March 16, 2017

Thoroughly Poetic Thursday

Hey y'all!  So last week, my momma wuz so sick dat she forgot to help me publish my poem on Thursday!  I mean, I wrote it, but she totally messed up.  So I'm doublin up dis week.  By da way, momma is still kinda sick (it's one of those lingering cold/flu things), but she's a lil better.  At least she wuzn't too sick to feed me.  Anyways, so now wif da poems . . .

Meowser by Travis Ford

Oh how I luv to go meow
I am sayin "I want it now!"
I've got volume, yeah I'm real loud
Of my meows, I'm very proud
I've got a lot of variety
The siren meow, yeah that's me
I can baa like a sheep as well
How I manage it, I won't tell
Angie's girly, Crockett's quiet
My mews can sound like a riot
It sounds like cats havin a fight
I meow a lot, but I don't bite!

Dis next poem wuz inspired by a certain girlcat who has not been on her bestest behavior dis week . . .

Naughty by Travis Ford

Angelique, you are a bad girl
Clawin my momma in a whirl
Fangs were out, ya chomped her too!
And what exactly did she do?
She only tried to pick you up
To save you from that barkin pup
Now she looks like she's a cutter
I'll be nice and go head-butt her
Ang, you're naughty, who knew ya could
Make me and Crockett look so good!

Hope ya liked dis weeks dubble poems!