Happy Mew Year! We're all sick of 2016 - it wuz not a good year round here, what wif Whitley leavin us for dat big swimmin pool in da sky.
Yeah, Crockett has it right, 2016 deserves a big razzberry! At least we ended it on a high note - we finally got some bacon!
We would come up wif resolushuns, but since we is cats, we is already pretty much purrfect.
So here are some resolushuns for da udder family members.
1. Kinley - stop chasing cats. Seriously. It's not fun, we don't like it, and we have claws and know how to use em.
2. Brinley - cut out the eggsessive barkin. It's annoyin. My endless meowin should be da background noise around here.
3. Finley - try sharin treats wif da cats. Ya just might like it,
4. Da mommas (and daddy) - more pets, more playtime, more treats, and most importantly - MORE BACON. It really should be a daily thing. Whaddya mean daily bacon duzn't go wif da gettin in shape resolshun ya already got?? Round are a shape ya know. Besides, it's even better if ya don't eat da bacon - just make it for da cats!!
Happy 2017 y'all!