Da momma got a package from Chewy - it wuz addressed to me, but look at it.
A Chewy scarf, a Chewy hat (too big for me), a mug, cocoa, and apple cider.
Where's da NIP? Da treats???
Yeah, dat are my opinion too Crockett.
And Angelique ain't even bothering to get outta
bed the underwear drawer for dis.
And den I had to go to da vet (just for an annual, no problems or nuffin). Talk bout addin injury to insult!!