So my momma ABANDONED me last nite for some guy named Billie Joe. I wuz left for hours (or maybe it wuz days) wif NO FOOD. It are a MIRACLE I survived. I mean look at me, I are wastin away.
Crockett wuz so weak from hunger he couldn't even manage a razzberry dis morning.
And Angie?? So weakened from hunger she couldn't even swipe my momma today. It are a sad state of affairs here. And not even morning bacon to make up for it.