Sunday, March 5, 2017

Sunday Selfies


So my momma ABANDONED me last nite for some guy named Billie Joe.  I wuz left for hours (or maybe it wuz days) wif NO FOOD.  It are a MIRACLE I survived.  I mean look at me, I are wastin away.


Crockett wuz so weak from hunger he couldn't even manage a razzberry dis morning.


And Angie??  So weakened from hunger she couldn't even swipe my momma today.  It are a sad state of affairs here.  And not even morning bacon to make up for it.




43 comments:

  1. OMD...It's a Travis-ty!! We think your Mama should make you shrimpies for dinner!!!
    Smileys!
    Dory, Jakey, Arty & Bilbo

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  2. OMD, you all nearly died! Did you see a bright light? We cannot believe your momma was so cruel!!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  3. What thee FISHCAKE iss goin on there Travis an Crockett an Angelique???
    Mee has sum bacon here; should bee fly over an make you sum?????
    Yur Selfiess were grate even tho' youss' were abandoned an starving!
    **nose bumpsss** Siddhartha Henry xxxx

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  4. At least some bacon would have been nice.

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  5. Abandoned and no bacon??????
    That calls for 3AM zoomies in her room ;)
    Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ

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    1. If only she wuzn't up at 3 AM anyways.

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  6. What a terrible day you kitties have had - and no bacon?! All because of some guy named Billie Joe? He sounds like some sort of American idiot.

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    1. No kiddin. I think dat nimrod deserves a cat dookie going kerplunk in his shoe as a warning not to mess wif us kittehs.

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  7. We can tell you're all just wasting away from the inside. Bacon will help the woes of starvation. I hear bacon is very fatting. Big hugs.

    Shoko and Kali

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    1. Yeah, we needs it. I'm skin and bones here!

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  8. Oh no! No bacon?
    Well, try to have a great weekend anyway...

    Noodle and crew

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  9. Waydaminit...no bacon??? That is SO wrong!

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  10. You guys should definitely call a lawyer. That HAS to be against the law or something.

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  11. You poor babies! How did you survive?

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  12. Fantastic selfies! You should've definitely gotten something to compensate for your human's absence!

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  13. Hmm, if I were you I'd be billing that Bill Joe peep for loss of food and Bacon, AND cuddle time! Still, for all that deprivation, you have some lovely selfies this week. Purrs, ERin

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  14. You poor kitties! Want me to report your Momma to the ASPCA??? Just let me know and I'm on it!

    Hugs, Angel Sam and Ted

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  15. Oh no! All that time to be starved. You all look so weak and hungry. It must be bad if Crockett couldn't even manage a razz.

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  16. You poor kittehz! We'll zip down from Oklahoma and bring you some bacons. Maybe we'll bring some of our crazy wind, too. Heh-heh.

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  17. I don't know how you survived! Although, you LOOK pretty well!
    That's Purrfect

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  18. OMC this sounds horrible...I have to report it and bring you some bacon in a sec. Flavoured Pawkisses for now☺❤

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  19. What on earth were they thinking leaving you to your own devises and starving at that?! How dare they post pictures of you starving waifs...that is abuse...yup, you need to see the ombudsman for resolving this befur it becomes a habit.

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