Happy Thursday y'all! Look, Crockett's tongue has returned.
by Travis Ford
Those westie puppies belong in jail
Trust me, I won't be postin' their bail
Barkin, yappin, and chasin us cats
They really are a couple of brats
Kinley's the worst, she's obsessed wif me
She jumps and she yips at me constantly
So "lock her up," put her in her crate
That's how we can make the kitchen great
Call it a princess crate, but I know
It's to jail that crazy pup should go
Even Angelique agrees wif me about dem crazy dogs!
And by da way, my momma posted a new cocktail recipe on her blog - inspired by yours truly!!!