Well, it are Thursday and I are back wif anudder poem. I had to think for a while - dere are all kindsa I-words out there. Imaginayshun (an endless supply of bacon), idio-see (da puppies), intolerable (da lack of bacon last weekend), well, ya gets da idea. But I thought of somefin good.
by Travis Ford
A plus-sized tom or a lil runt
Both have dat natural instinct to hunt
But us three are stuck inside all day
Birdies and mousies don't come to play
But insects we get to chase and catch
Flies are a favorite we luv to snatch
Moths are fun to torture and to kill
Mom duzn't mind when bugs' blood we spill
Feather wands and nip mice can be fun
But killin for real are number one
I gotta go now see ya laters
It's time for cat exterminators!
We don't ackshually get to kill dat many bugs (dey are pretty rare gettin in da house) but we LOVE when we get da chance. Da only thing dat beats bugs are lizards, I LUV torturing da baby geckos dat sneak in.