Today are my Gotcha Day! Four years ago, my momma picked me out from da rescue at da Petco. I wuz just a lil guy named Ford back then. My siblings were all named after fancy pants cars - Jaguar, Beemer, and Audi (and Audi wuz not even my real sibling!), but I wuz just Ford. Guess it wuz a good thing my momma are a Mustang girl.
Now, how bout we sell-a-brate wif some bacon. Or ham. Or salmon. Or tuna. Or red snapper. Or turkey. Or chikken. Or steak. Or butter. Or ice cream. Or, well, let's just get to sell-a-brating!