Well, I got back at my momma last nite for da complete lack of bacon and da indignitees of spraying me wif flea spray. I hid. And I hid GOOD. She looked for two hours and at four in da morning she just gave up. Haha, VICTORY is MINE! Eggsept, wait, dat meant no late-nite dinner last nite for me. And when she saw me this morning, she TRIMMED MY NAILS. I think by winning, I may have lost . . .
Anyways, while Crockett wuz eatin my late nite dinner as well as his (more proof I didn't really win, damn), I wrote this week's poem.
Zzzzz by Travis Ford
I'm a cat and I love to catch some z's
I like to sleep anywhere that I please
I like napping after I have been fed
Sometimes I prefer to nap in the bed
Or on top of the fridge, yeah, way up high
As close as I can to touching the sky
Another favorite spot, you wanna know where?
I love snoozing in my most favorite chair
Or when I wanna mess wif my mom's mind
I have got hidey holes she'll never find
The one place that I never ever nap
Is in the middle of my momma's lap!
Crockett and Angelique can be lap kittehs sometimes, but not me. And after flea spraying, nail trimming, and be STARVED overnite, I think ya can see why.
Flea spray AND nail clipping? You need a lawyer, dude.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, my family are full of em.
DeleteOMC....we think a three day bacon weekend is in order!!!
ReplyDeleteNo kidding!
DeleteThat is a very good poem Travis! We think your Momma has some making up to do . . . I smell a bacon cake in your near future!;p
ReplyDeletethe critters in the cottage xo
I finally got some on Caturday.
DeleteGreat poem ! We think you deserve extra-bacon for the flea spraying and nail clipping stuff. Purrs
ReplyDeleteSo do I.
Deletedood...seer ee iz lee...wear waz ya hidin !!! hay grate poem bye de way ....we all gotta a greeZ ...ZZZZZZZ'ezz iZ de best...{ bye de way, did angie get inta de crankee azz cat chow !! ☺☺♥♥
ReplyDeleteMOL, Angie are always into da Crankee Azz Cat Chow.
DeleteWe would be mighty miffed too with nail trims and a spray!
ReplyDeleteWe think you deserve an extra treat for all that.
Only Julie is a lap cat.
Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ
Crockett and Angelique are - not me.
DeleteGreat poem. Your Momma really knows how to torture you.
ReplyDeleteNo kidding.
DeleteUt oh, maybe your plan had a little flaw??
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Yeah, missing my late nite dinner wuzn't part of da plan.
DeleteNail trimming? Mutilation? My nails were trimmed by The Vet. What an indignity.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it's torture.
DeleteLove the poem. It's so descriptive.
ReplyDeleteShoko
Fanks!
DeleteYou kitties are so poetic! Sorry to hear about the spray and trim ordeal, though.
ReplyDeleteYeah, it wuz torture!
DeleteTravis, it sounds like you sort of tripped yourself up there!
ReplyDeleteFunny thing about me... I'm not a lap kitty either! Although sometimes I will sleep behind my human in her office chair. But when I'm doing therapy cat visits, I can't get enough of snuggling with the patients!
I like to sit next to my momma sometimes - but never on her.
Deleteanother fun poem, Travis! we're surprised you aren't a lap kitty. maybe it is because we are. on our own terms at least. so maybe you'll get some bacon to make up for the indignities you had to suffer?
ReplyDeletepip, smidgen, minnie, hollie, sharpie, ditto, TL
I like sitting next to people, just not on em.
DeletePoor Travis! You sure were PICKED ON! Flea spray, nail trims, NO BACON....you might consider leaving a little "gift" for your Mom in her slipper...tee hee. Love your Z poem my friend and I hope you continue with a "re-do" of the alphabet starting next week too...!
ReplyDeleteHugs, Teddy
Yeah, I really wuz being aboosed.
DeleteWe felines have PhDs in Zzzzzzzzzzzzz
ReplyDeletehugs madi your bfff
Yup!
DeleteI'm becoming very concerned. Every time I've stopped by lately, there's been a bacon shortage. Sounds like your hiding was a bit too successful!
ReplyDeleteIt may have been.
DeleteOops...you snoozed and you 'loozed'. Sorry dude.
ReplyDeleteSo much torture and no reward in sight...no Travis in sight either...oops is right.
Hope things go better this week.
Did Angie and Travis not need a tortuous workup like that??
Dere mommas are responsible for dere nails, so dey didn't get dat from my momma. She did flea spray Crockett and he hid from her too - but not as long.
DeleteTravis, dood, you has our sympathies. Looks like you got it comin' and goin'!
ReplyDeleteYup!
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